What makes Fat Bastard Auto unique?

The exclusive cross of Goldmember, Monkey Spunk, and Ruderalis results in superior potency, larger yields, and a more complex aroma compared to typical autoflowers.

How long does it take from seed to harvest?

Most growers can expect to see finished buds in 9 to 10 weeks from seed.

Is Fat Bastard Auto suitable for extracts?

Yes, the thick resin and rich terpene profile make it ideal for producing hash or rosin.

Is this strain beginner-friendly?

Absolutely! Autoflowers are forgiving, fast-growing, and require minimal hands-on care, making them perfect for beginners.

What is the THC content of Fat Bastard Auto?

Fat Bastard Auto has a THC content ranging from 27% to 30%, making it quite potent.

What type of growing environment is best for Fat Bastard Auto?

It thrives in both indoor and outdoor environments, preferring loose, well-draining soil or coco with moderate nutrients.

What are the expected yields for Fat Bastard Auto?

Indoors, you can expect yields of 500-600 g/m², while outdoors, yields range from 80-200 g per plant.

What flavors and aromas can I expect?

Fat Bastard Auto features a gassy diesel and citrus upfront flavor with sweet earthy undertones and a classic skunky aroma.

How tall does Fat Bastard Auto grow?

This strain typically finishes short and bushy, growing between 60 to 110 cm, making it suitable for small spaces or stealth grows.

What effects can I expect from this strain?

Users report strong full-body relaxation, happiness, and a powerful high that is perfect for evening use or pain relief.

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Fat Bastard (Autoflower) – Automatically Delicious

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Seed Type

Autoflower

Strain Type

Hybrid

Lineage

Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis

Pack Size

3 seeds

Indica / Sativa

70/30

THC %

30% to 38% %

Aroma

Skunky

Flower Time

8 to 10 weeks

Yield

Average

Terpenes

Myrcene (herbal/musky, ~1.5%), limonene (citrus, ~0.7%), caryophyllene (pepper, ~0.6%), humulene and pinene accents for depth. for a deeper look at how terpenes like myrcene and limonene can boost your relaxation and enhance the aromatherapy experience of cannabis, visit our aromatherapy and feminized seeds resource.

Effects

Evening unwinding, movie marathons, or achieving monk-like relaxation

Best Use

Evening

Grow Tips

Open the canopy with selective lollipopping and a light day-21 defoliation to boost airflow. Avoid overwatering—let the top inch dry between irrigations so dense root zones can breathe.

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Fat Bastard Auto Seeds – Auto Simplicity, Proven Genetics, Great Flavor

Fat Bastard Auto seeds bring flavor, vigor, and straight-up ease to your grow. This Autoflower Hybrid cross is bred from Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis, tuned for real-world gardens and consistent runs. It finishes in about 8 to 10 weeks, so you spend less time stressing and more time watching the canopy stack. Plus, authentic genetics backed by Seeds Here Now (est. 2010) means you’re buying confidence, not guesswork. Short story: great terps, steady growth (with an intermediate learning curve).

Fat Bastard Auto Seeds – Quick Facts

Breeder: Automatically Delicious
Genetics: Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis
Seed Type: Autoflower
Strain Type: Hybrid
THC: 30% to 38%
CBD: Less than 1%
Flowering Time: 8 to 10 weeks
Yield: Average
Difficulty: Intermediate
Aroma / Flavor: Berries, earth, fruit, funky, skunky
Effects: Evening unwinding, movie marathons, or achieving monk-like relaxation
Best Use: Evening, stress relief, relaxation

Fat Bastard Auto Seeds – Grower’s Tips

Quick, clear tips for a smooth run. Keep it simple and consistent. This cultivar likes steady light, smart feeding, and clean airflow.

Lighting: Strong full-spectrum LED. Run 18–20 hours daily start to finish.
Environment: Aim ~24–26°C day, ~20–22°C night; 55–65% RH in veg, taper to ~45–50% by late flower.
Feeding: Start light. Increase as the canopy asks. Watch leaf tips, not the bottle label.
Training: LST (low stress training) is safe; avoid heavy topping on autos.
Timeline: Expect 8 to 10 weeks. Plan dry/cure space before chop.
Cleanliness: Prune lower fluff, keep fans dust-free, change pre-filters.

Fat Bastard Auto Seeds – Strain History & Breeding Background

Fat Bastard Auto comes from Goldmember x Monkey Spunk x Ruderalis, selected for stable structure, crave-worthy terps, and reliable performance. Bred by Automatically Delicious, it carries the hallmarks of authentic genetics—clean parentage, consistent expression, and strong germination—curated by Seeds Here Now (est. 2010).

Our team lives this stuff—decades of hands-on growing and vendor relationships—so what you get isn’t hype; it’s a vetted cut from a catalog built the hard way.

Fat Bastard Auto Seeds – User Reviews

Got real-world results with Fat Bastard Auto? Share your notes and photos. Grow logs help the next grower pick with confidence.

What to include: Tent size, light type, medium, nutrients, veg/flower time, dry/cure notes.
What you tasted: Terp profile in plain words—sweet, citrus, earthy, creamy, etc.
What you learned: Any small tweak that made a big difference.

Fat Bastard Auto Seeds – Climate & Environment

Fat Bastard Auto runs well in most setups. Control is king: steady temps, clean airflow, and proper humidity make the biggest difference.

Best fit: Hybrid plants like moderate temps and good air exchange.
Indoor vs Outdoor: Indoors: easier to lock dialed temps/RH year-round. Outdoors: choose a warm, dry window; avoid long wet spells late in flower.
Targets: Day ~24–26°C, Night ~20–22°C; RH ~60% veg → ~45–50% late flower.
Airflow: Canopy shake test—leaves should gently move. Stale air invites problems.

Fat Bastard Auto Seeds – Yield Optimization Tips

Want more from your canopy without headaches? Focus on the basics done right and repeatable.

Start strong: Healthy seedlings, stable VPD, and clean water give you free momentum.
Canopy shape: Even tops catch even light. Train early; keep nodes level.
Nutrient rhythm: Feed to demand. If tips burn, back off. If color fades early, bump N or micros.
Light distance: Follow PPFD, not guesses. Watch leaves—praying is good, canoeing is not.
Finish well: Support heavy branches, keep airflow under the skirt, and dry slow for better bag appeal.
Realistic goal: average yields with quality-first density beat overfed, airy buds every time.

Compare With Similar Strains

	Fat Bastard Auto (Autoflower)	Jack Tripper (Regular)	Garden of Dreams (Regular)
THC	30% to 38%	18% to 24%	20% to 25%
Aroma	Berries, earth, fruit, funky, skunky	Citrus, earthy, pine, skunky, lemon	Sweet, citrus, earthy, pine, pungent
Flowering Time	8 to 10 weeks	8 to 9 weeks	8 to 9 weeks

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