State of the Weed: Massachusetts • Q3 2025

Ayy, kehd, lemme tell ya about the weed situation heah in Mass, and I’m not talkin’ outta my ass like those clowns at the State House…

State of the Weed — Massachusetts • Q3 2025

Market Snapshot

Wicked expensive still, guy. These friggin’ dispensaries chahgin’ like $65 an eighth plus tax like we’re buyin’ Bruins tickets or somethin’. The Cannabis Control Commission’s got their heads up their asses with regulations thicker than Big Papi’s playbook. Every townie from Reveah to Worcester’s growin’ in their basement though, so the street’s still beatin’ the shops. Maine’s right up 95 with those $150 ounces makin’ our stores look like highway robbery, which they frickin’ are.

Strain Leaderboard

Staples

Strain Why It Sticks
Sour Diesel Classic East Coast shit, been here since the Sox broke the curse
Green Crack Keeps ya goin’ through a double at the construction site
GG4 Knocked ya on ya ass harder than a Southie bar fight

Risers

Strain Genetics Flavor THC Notes
Kitchen Sink GMO x Sundae Driver Garlicky, gassy 29-33% Local growers pushin’ this hahhd
Commonwealth Kush Mass Super Skunk x OG Skunky pine 26-30% Homegrown pride, kehd
Rozay Lemonchello x LPC75 Berry wine 24-28% Beacon Hill types love this bougie shit

Terp Lanes Trending

  • Old school skunk funk — Brings back memories of concerts at the Gahden in the 80s
  • Dessert strains — Soft kids from the suburbs want their weed to taste like frickin’ candy
  • Heavy gas and chem — Blue collar Boston wants that punch in the face aftah work

Price Bands (observational)

  • Value: $200/oz if you’re lucky – Usually dry as Fenway’s pizza
  • Mid: $280-320/oz – Where most people land when they can’t make the Maine run
  • Top-shelf: $400-450/oz – For the Wellesley crowd who don’t know bettah

City Taste Map

  • Boston: College kids want whatevah’s trendy, locals want that diesel that reminds ’em of the old days
  • Worcester: Working class wants value – they’re buyin’ quantity over quality all day
  • Springfield: Connecticut prices got them growin’ their own, whole different market out theah

Forward Look

  1. Social consumption lounges finally comin’ – gonna be wicked overpriced but least we can smoke somewhere besides my cah in the Dunkies pahkin’ lot
  2. More yahd grows as people realize Mass cops don’t give a shit about six plants anymore
  3. Watch for Rhode Island and New Hampshire to finally legalize and steal more of our customers – Connecticut already took half the Western Mass market

There ya go, pal. That’s the real deal, not some fancy repoht from beacon hill. Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta make a packie run befaw the game and maybe stop by NETA if I feel like gettin’ robbed. Go Sox, and remembah – if you’re payin’ more than 200 an ounce, you’re gettin’ played hahdah than the Yankees in ’04.

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