Unicorn Poop—GMO Cookies × Sophisticated Lady, One of Thug Pug's Most Coveted Releases
Unicorn Poop is the cross that made growers do a double-take: GMO (Garlic Cookies, heavy garlic/fuel/sulfur) crossed with Sophisticated Lady (Gromer's proprietary clean-resin female). The combination doesn't sound like it should work—you're stacking the most offensive terpene profile in modern cannabis against a Lady female selected for refinement. But that tension is the whole point. Collector lots for Unicorn Poop have at Seeds Here Now. This is the original pack—sealed, climate-controlled, Limited stock—when it's gone, it's gone.
The Cross That Defines Thug Pug
If you had to pick one cross that captures everything Gromer Juana cares about, it's Unicorn Poop. He took the most aggressively savory male in the modern catalog and crossed it against his most precisely selected female. The result is a strain that growers describe as simultaneously refined and revolting—a contradiction that only works when both inputs are of exceptional quality. It's the same logic that makes great wine from terrible-smelling grapes. Our piece on pheno hunting deep dive covers pheno hunting within a cross like this: when both parents have extreme and opposing terpene profiles, the F1 range is enormous. The Thug Pug catalog at Seeds Here Now has more Sophisticated Lady crosses currently available.
The Genetics
GMO Cookies (Garlic Cookies/Chemdawg phenotype) is the single most garlic-forward strain in the modern catalog—sulfurous, diesel, heavy. Sophisticated Lady is Gromer's proprietary selection—clean, dense, high-resin. The F1 produces plants across the full spectrum from GMO-dominant (garlic forward, heavy) to Lady-dominant (cleaner, denser, more refined). Both sides are worth keeping. Regular seeds, 10+ per pack.
Classic Breeding Stock
This is a climate-controlled, sealed pack from the original Thug Pug production run—preserved since it was packed and now available to the public for the first time. Premier genetics from an era that defined modern cannabis breeding. Limited quantity. When it's gone, it's gone.
How It Stacks Up
| Strain |
Breeder |
Genetics |
Type / Pack |
| Unicorn Poop—classic release |
Thug Pug Genetics |
GMO Cookies x Sophisticated Lady |
REG 10pk |
| Urinal Cake F2 [REG] [10pk] |
Thug Pug Genetics |
Urinal Cake x Urinal Cake |
REG 10pk |
| Gross Domestic Product [REG] [10pk] |
Thug Pug Genetics |
Ice Cream Cake x Unicorn Poop x Sophie's Breath F3 |
REG 10pk |
| HazMat OG [REG] [12pk] |
Archive Seed Bank |
Chem 91 x Face Off OG #4 |
REG 12pk |
This Pack Won't Last
Original production run. Sealed and climate-controlled since it was packed. No restock possible. Once these units are gone, they're gone—permanently.
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