Roadkill Cookies (Regular) 12-Pack – Skunk Really Works
Say goodbye to boring buds! Roadkill Cookies, crafted by Skunk Really Works, merges the best of Animal Cookies and Gorilla Roadkill. With a flowering time of 63-70 days, this strain offers Relaxed, Creative, Balanced effects and a delightful skunky, earthy aroma. Dive deeper for details!
Phenotypical Variance: You’ll find expressions ranging from ultra-frosty, cookieed-out nugs to those pungent, hard-hitting skunky roadkill phenos. Bring your nose—these seeds keep it interesting in every pack. The intense flavors and aromas that come with Roadkill Cookies are heavily influenced by its terpene profile. If you’re new to terpenes or want to dive deeper, check out this detailed guide to terpenes in cannabis and their impact on the high to better understand what gives this strain its signature funk.
Strain Classification: Indica-dominant hybrid, heavy on body, with enough sativa kick to keep things creative. Expect the best of both worlds: big chill with a spark of mental fun.
Growing Roadkill Cookies Seeds: Tips from a Seasoned Grower
Indoor Requirements: Moderate space—expect 3-5 feet of height, bushy and strong branching. They love a steady 18-26°C temp and 50-60% humidity; treat these like your favorite houseplant with a wild side.
Light Cycle: Regular photoperiod (no auto version yet, though if you find Roadkill Cookies auto seeds someday, sign me up). Aim for 18/6 in veg, 12/12 to flower out that funk.
Nutrients: Cookies genes love CalMag and steady, balanced feeds—avoid overdoing nitrogen late-flower, or risk muting the flavors.
Training: These gals take to topping, LST, and SCROG beautifully. The more tops, the better. Great structure for filling out nets and maximizing your grow space.
Resistance: Decent pest and mold resistance if you keep airflow strong. Buds get dense late, so watch for humidity spikes.
Yield: Moderate yield—think 400-500g/m2 indoors, depending on your skills. Outdoors, experienced growers can see 500g/plant with enough sun.
Flowering Time: 63-70 days from flip—don’t rush it: those last 10 days are when she stacks the nose and trichs.
Problem Prevention: Vent well, lollipop your lowers, and don’t cheap out on your carbon filter. That roadkill funk is no joke!
Seed Specifications: The Nitty-Gritty on Roadkill Cookies Seeds
Seed Type: Regular—approximately 50/50 male and female, so ideal for pheno hunting and breeding your own wicked lines. (If you’re after Roadkill Cookies feminized seeds or Roadkill Cookies auto seeds, check back soon—breeders are always working magic!)
Germination Rate: 90%+ success when fresh and properly stored.
Seed Appearance: On the larger side, tiger-striped with a pebble finish. Easy to distinguish healthy beans by their weight and shade.
Packaging: Stays fresh and protected from light/moisture with professional, stealthy packing.
Storage Tips: Keep cool, dry, and in the dark—airtight containers or even your fridge if you’re saving them a while.
Shelf Life: Seeds here now are viable for 2-3 years if cared for right—but let’s be real, you’re not waiting that long to pop these beauts.
Guarantee: Backed by a replacement policy if you see duds. Grow with confidence!
Why Choose Roadkill Cookies Seeds From Seeds Here Now?
Standout Traits: Insanely pungent, massive trichomes, and creative highs. No confirmed Cannabis Cup, but “local legend” status for sure.
Testimonials: Growers say, “Best funk my tent’s ever known,” and trichome hunters rate it “Top 3 all time.”
Expert Love: Breeders at Skunk Really Works don’t mess around—13 years perfecting their line shows in every bean.
Who’s It For? Anyone who loves classic skunk, creative unwinding, or wants to breed with true, dominant funk.
Results: Grows sturdy, yields solid, and brings unique terps not found in cookie-cutter crosses.
Customer Reviews
GrowerJay92: “No other strain fills the house with that raunchy, sweet smell like Roadkill Cookies. Outyielded my last Cookie run and the nugs are caked in trichs. One male, five females out of my six seeds—breeding project next round.”
SoCalOG: “Super frosty, super stanky! Found a sour funk pheno that’s just wild. Easy to train, handled my mistakes well, and made killer extracts. Going for a full tent next time.”
TokenTina: “This strain is creative gold. Great for late-night painting sessions and zoning out with music. Not the biggest yield, but some of the loudest buds I’ve ever had.”
Buy Roadkill Cookies Seeds Today
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Similar Strains You May Like:
Animal Cookies: For fans who want sweeter, more potent cookie power without the heavy skunk.
Gorilla Zkittlez: Delivers Gorilla funk with a fruity twist and super high yields—excellent bag appeal.
Old School Skunk: Craving that “1990s dead skunk” aroma but want an easy grow? This one’s pure nostalgia (with teeth!).
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The THC level of Roadkill Cookies ranges from 18-22%, making it a potent choice for users seeking a strong, balanced experience.
With notes of Humulene, Linalool, and Terpinolene, the flavor profile features skunky, earthy, sweet, and herbal nuances that are both delicious and complex.
Given its Relaxed, Creative, Balanced effects, Roadkill Cookies is best enjoyed during the evening when you want to relax and unwind, or tap into your creative side.
Roadkill Cookies has a growing difficulty of Moderate. A quick tip for success is monitoring humidity and airflow, ensuring a healthy growth environment.
Its unique lineage of Animal Cookies and Gorilla Roadkill gives it distinctive traits and flavors that set it apart, making it a one-of-a-kind choice for any cannabis enthusiast.
The flowering time for Roadkill Cookies is between 63-70 days.
Yes, Roadkill Cookies comes in REG (Regular) seed type, allowing for true breeding and the opportunity to produce both male and female plants.
Users report effects that are Relaxed, Creative, and Balanced, providing a euphoric rush that melts into a tranquil state.
The aroma of Roadkill Cookies is a unique blend of skunky, earthy, sweet, and herbal notes.
While Roadkill Cookies has a moderate difficulty rating, it can be suitable for growers with some experience looking to expand their collection.
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