Crunchy Hippie Seeds – Premium Cannabis Genetics That Hit Different
Top Dawg Seeds struck gold with this funky hybrid, and honestly? The name says it all. Crunchy Hippie seeds deliver that perfect balance of cerebral creativity and body relaxation that'll have you wondering why you ever settled for basic genetics. Seeds Here Now has been hooking up growers with these legendary genetics for over 15 years, and this UD 23 #2 x Permanent Star cross keeps flying off our shelves for damn good reasons.
Crunchy Hippie Quick Facts
- Breeder: Top Dawg Seeds
- Genetics: UD 23 #2 x Permanent Star
- Seed Type: Regular
- Strain Type: Hybrid
- THC: 20% to 25%
- CBD: Less than 1%
- Flowering Time: 9 to 10 weeks
- Yield: High
- Difficulty: Beginner-friendly
- Aroma: Chem, pine, citrus, spice, gas
- Effects: Relaxing, calm, calming, creative, euphoric, uplifting, evening, great for growers seeking unique aroma
- Best Use: Euphoric, uplifting, creative, relaxing, and calming
Growing Crunchy Hippie Seeds
This strain plays nice whether you're growing indoors or outdoors. The beginner-friendly nature means you won't need a PhD in botany to pull killer harvests. Expect robust plants that forgive rookie mistakes while still rewarding experienced growers with impressive yields.
Key Growing Points:
• Environment: Thrives in both indoor and outdoor setups
• Climate: Prefers moderate temperatures with good air circulation
• Yield: High production with proper care - these plants pack on weight
• Harvest: 9-10 weeks flowering time gives you flexibility in your grow schedule
• Difficulty: Perfect for beginners but exciting enough for veterans
Effects and Flavor Profile of Crunchy Hippie Strain
The high hits like a gentle wave of euphoria that builds into creative energy before settling into deep relaxation. Perfect for evening sessions when you want to stay functional but thoroughly chilled. That 20-25% THC range delivers consistent potency without knocking you into next week.
Flavor and Aroma of Crunchy Hippie Seeds
Primary Flavors:
Sharp citrus notes blend with earthy pine, finished with subtle spice undertones that keep your taste buds guessing.
Aroma:
The nose on this strain is straight fire - classic chem funk mixed with fresh pine, zesty citrus, warm spice, and that unmistakable gas finish that'll have your whole grow room smelling incredible.
Terpenes:
Dominant profiles include limonene for that citrus punch, pinene for the pine freshness, and caryophyllene adding the spicy complexity that makes Crunchy Hippie genetics so distinctive.
Phenotype Expectations of Crunchy Hippie Seeds
Regular seeds mean you'll hunt for keepers, but that's half the fun with Top Dawg genetics. Expect consistent structure with slight variations in aroma intensity and yield. Most phenotypes lean toward the balanced hybrid side with excellent resin production.
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