First Class Funk Clones for Sale
Discover a bold addition to your grow room with First Class Funk clones - our prized indica-dominant hybrid sourced and verified by SHN’s preferred clone provider, ACC. These terpene-rich clones pack a signature skunky punch and come loaded with powerhouse THC levels ranging from 30-34%. Expect consistent growth, maximum aroma, and a fresh twist on the classics thanks to exceptional genetics: GMO Cookies crossed with Jet Fuel Gelato.
- Genetics: GMO Cookies x Jet Fuel Gelato
- Type: indica-dominant hybrid (90 percent Indica, 10 percent Sativa)
- THC Range: 30-34%
- Flavor Notes: Skunky, earthy, diesel, citrus
- Flowering Time: 70-75 days
- Dominant Terpenes: Alpha-humulene, garlic, mint
Why Grow First Class Funk Clones?
First Class Funk clones make for a reliable and dynamic harvest, prized by both newcomers and enthusiasts for their stellar genetic stability and trichome-laden flowers. Sourced and vetted by ACC, these clones are a breeze to cultivate, thriving in controlled indoor settings but bold enough for outdoor projects. Choose this indica-leaning hybrid if you're after unique scents, consistent yields, and a fast track to potent, flavorful buds - minus the wait and genetic guesswork of seeds.
Lineage and Cultivar Details
First Class Funk clones are the result of thoughtful phenotype hunting, merging the best of GMO Cookies and Jet Fuel Gelato. This cross inherits the savory, diesel-rich backbone of GMO with the creamy, gassy nuances of Jet Fuel Gelato, creating a new family line with fierce vigor. The dominant 90 percent indica composition ensures a hearty, bushy growth structure and flowers thick with aromatic resin - a win for extractors and jar-sniffers alike.
Grower’s Notebook for First Class Funk Clones
- Prep your space: Maintain day temperatures between 72°F and 80°F; clones love warmth but dislike wild swings.
- Humidity control: Start with 60 percent humidity for rooted clones; drop to 40-50 percent once flowering begins to prevent mold.
- Training tips: Apply low-stress training (LST) early; keep lateral branches tidy for better light and airflow. Don’t be shy about pruning lower fan leaves - these girls respond well to a judicious haircut.
- Nutrient regimen: Bump up phosphorus and potassium during flowering, keeping nitrogen moderate to avoid leaf curl.
- Flower timing: Begin watching trichomes around 65 days. Most growers report peak resin and flavor at the 72-day mark. Trust your loupe, not just the calendar.
- Harvest and cure: Hang branches in the dark with steady airflow and below 60 percent humidity. Expect a powerful, unmistakable aroma during cure - warn the neighbors or invite them over for a sniff.
For more in-depth cultivation advice, see our comprehensive clone growing guide or check out additional tips on growing clones on Leafly.
Aroma, Flavor and Effects of the First Class Funk Clones
- Aroma: First Class Funk clones knock you sideways with thick, skunky funk up front. Expect powerful diesel vapors mingling with earth and sweet citrus - each whiff digging deeper with garlicky undertones inherited from their GMO lineage. There’s no shyness in this bouquet; these buds command a room, and odor control is recommended for stealth growers.
- Flavor: On the palate, these clones unleash a wild mosaic: pungent, funky notes lead, followed by layered earth, jet-fuel tang, and a bright burst of orange citrus that lingers after exhale. Each pull is equal parts savory and zesty, with a strong echo of diesel on the finish. Connoisseurs often remark on the complexity - true to its name, it’s a first class ride for the senses.
- Effects: Expect a centered, tingly lift in the brain within minutes, merging into a dreamy, social calm that hugs the body without couchlock. Most users report a boost in creativity and mood, making it ideal for winding down in good company or flying solo with a project. Stress, anxiety, and aches don’t stand a chance - relief is delivered without heavy sedation, leaving your mind free but your muscles blissfully at ease.
Lab-Verified Potency
Our First Class Funk clones routinely test between 30-34% - the kind of numbers that make legends. Each cut is backed by rigorous lab testing so growers know exactly what ends up in the jar. For more on THC, if it's not up to spec, it doesn't leave the facility.
First Class Funk Clone Specs and Shipping
Every First Class Funk clone ships healthy and ready to thrive, standing 6-10 inches tall in a 3.5-inch soil pot. We ship discreetly with tracking and a live-arrival guarantee. For details, review our shipping policy. Your future mother plant or main harvest arrives rooted, acclimated, and eager to flourish in your setup of choice.
FAQs
1. How do clones differ from cannabis seeds?
Clones are exact genetic matches of their mother plant, so you know exactly what traits you’re getting - think aroma, flavor, potency, and structure. Seeds, however, may produce unpredictable offspring due to genetic variation, plus they require germination and a longer veg period. Clones save time, space, and guesswork, making them ideal for gardeners who want consistency with every cycle.
2. Can I grow cannabis clones outdoors?
Absolutely. Clones can perform beautifully outdoors if climate and timing are suitable. Start your clones indoors until nighttime temperatures consistently stay above 55°F, then gradually acclimate them to the outdoors. Remember, healthy roots and strong stems equal happier plants and fatter buds in your outdoor garden.
3. How soon after arrival should I transplant my clones?
Most clones do best when allowed to acclimate in their starter pot for 2-3 days upon arrival. After that, transplant into your final medium, water gently, and give them indirect light for a day or two before full sun or strong indoor lights. This soft landing helps reduce shock and supports rapid, vigorous growth.
4. If I sing to my clones, will they grow faster?
While scientific evidence is still in rehearsal, many growers swear that a few tunes (or at least a compliment or two) can’t hurt. Plants do respond to vibrations and care - though jury’s out on whether your singing voice will land you fatter nugs or just scare the pests away. Either way, your clones won’t judge.
5. What is the usual yield from a cannabis clone?
Yield can vary based on strain, environment, and grower skill. First Class Funk clones are known for moderate to high yields - think chunky, trichome-loaded flowers. With proper care (right nutrients, training, and environmental control), growers can expect results comparable to seeds and sometimes even better due to the guaranteed vigor and known genetics.
6. Are cannabis clones legal in my state?
Laws about cannabis cultivation and possession (including clones) vary widely by state, and even by county or municipality. Check your local regulations before ordering or growing. We ship only where legal and encourage all customers to stay compliant with current laws.
7. Can clones be considered emotional support plants?
While they probably won’t write you love letters, cannabis clones offer plenty of emotional solace in the form of stress relief and garden joy. Some people do chat with their plants - it’s cheaper than therapy and the buds don’t gossip. Just don’t try to register them with the airline.
Compliance and Disclaimers
James Bean and krew may seem like doctors, but they are in no way doctors at all. Although handsome, they are simply seed brokers. Remember what the government has told you - there is no medicinal benefit to this.
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