Cat Piss (Feminized) – Elite Clone Seed Company

Cat Piss Feminized S1 Seeds – The Sativa That’s Anything But a Stinker!

Quick Facts for Cat Piss

• Breeder: Elite Clone Seed Company
• Parentage: Unknown x Unknown (rumor mill says classic sativa is lurking in there)
• THC: 20%
• CBD: 1%
• Indica/Sativa: Sativa-dominant hybrid
• Flower Time: 63 to 70 days (pack a snack, rookie)
• Yield: Moderate – not your lazy uncle’s auto
• Seed Type: Feminized S1
• Grow Difficulty: Moderate (got a few grows? You’re set)
• Best Use: Daytime, creative strokes, bashing stress, chasing the blues off your porch

Genetics and Lineage of Cat Piss Seeds

• Strain Classification: Sativa-dominant hybrid (about 70/30 Sativa/Indica, just enough chill to keep you tethered to the earth)
• Sativa Superpowers: Buckets of creative juice, laser focus, loosey-goosey body feels without being glued to your Saturn-patterned sofa

Growing Cat Piss Seeds: Tips From a Grizzled Grow Vet

Cultivation Insights (Aka: Don’t Be a Plant Assassin)

• Skill Level: Intermediate to Advanced. Not rocket science, but don’t show up with your thumb stuck in Google.
• Indoor Specs: Girl’s got reach. Give her and her sativa arms at least 2-3 feet of headroom – more if you don’t love pruning like a madman.
• Light Cycle: 18/6 or 12/12 for photoperiods. Autos? Not this time, sport. S1 fems only; way less Russian roulette.
• Temperature/Humidity: 68-78°F and 45-55% RH during bloom. Too muggy? Prepare for heartbreak and fuzz.
• Nutrients: Hungry gal—feed moderately but ramp up cal-mag mid-bloom. She’ll slurp it down faster than you can say “nutrient deficiency.”

Growth Habits & Taming the Beast

• Structure: Medium-tall, stretchy, with lateral ambitions. SCROG, LST, topping? She’ll thank you with flowers, not attitude.
• Flowering Time: 63-70 days from flip. The finish line is worth the wait, trust me.
• Training Friendly? Absolutely. She takes to training like a stoned golden retriever—eager, forgiving, and looking to please.
• Resistance: Built-in bug bouncer and decent with mold, but keep your humidity tight or she’ll serve you bud rot with a side of regret.

Yield & Environment – Are You Chasing Pounds or Just Some Funk?

• Indoor Yields: Moderate (350-450g/m²) with a brain and some hustle.
• Outdoor Yields: 400-600g/plant in primo spots – think SoCal, Spain, or anywhere summer means business.
• Harvest: Mid-late October outdoors – don’t push it with cold or swampy autumns unless you like heartbreak.
• Problem-Solving: Crank up the fans, don’t let humidity creep, and your Cat Piss will purr.

Effects and Experience: Cat Piss Feminized, Uncaged

• Medical Apps: Great for boxer-size stress, runaway anxiety, or if your mood is under house arrest. Bonus points for the crampy folks.
• Duration & Buzz: Strong and fast – lasts 2-4 hours. You’ll be mid-laugh before you realize you left the fridge door open (again).
• Vibe: Euphoric, focused, silly, and straight-up creative rocket fuel. Your inner scatterbrain? Handled. Chores? Almost fun.
• Mood Impact: Sky-high. Expect to talk a lot, or write the next great American novel on a pile of sticky post-its.
• Best Use: Daytime, bring-your-own-adventures, or surviving weird holiday gatherings with “the relatives.”

Smells, Tastes, and Terp-Talk

• Main Terps: Myrcene, Pinene, Limonene (with a twist, depending on the pheno gods)
• Aroma: That signature sharp-ammonia “Cat Piss” wallop (like licking a nine-volt battery in a lemon grove) over pine, citrus, sweet funk.
• Taste: Zesty, lemon-forward, with diesel aftershocks. It announces itself and then refuses to leave.
• Stealth Factor: Zero. Get a beefy carbon filter, unless you want the neighbors peeking over your fence, nostrils flaring.

Cat Piss Seeds – The Technicals

• Seed Type: Feminized S1 – all killer, no pollen cannon fodder.
• Germ Rate: 95%+ if you watch your temps and don’t treat ‘em like potato chips.
• Appearance: Plump, dark striped – beans that look ready to win seed beauty pageants. (If that’s a thing?)
• Packing: Tamper-proof, ninja stealth, and ready to road-trip. No sketchy vans delivering here.
• Storage: Cool, dry, dark – treat ‘em better than your old vinyl records.
• Shelf Life: 2 to 5 years if you don’t get high and forget where you put them.
• Shipping: Fast, nondescript, and you get a guarantee that’s actually worth the pixels it’s written on.
• Promise: If your seeds are stubborn, Seeds Here Now will sort you out. No drama, just plants.

Who Should Run Cat Piss Seeds?

• Ideal For: Creative freaks, anyone who hates couchlock, folks who want a classic sativa charge and aren’t afraid of a little olfactory adventure
• Fits In: Indoors, outdoors, hydro, dirt – if you can keep it alive, it’ll thrive
• Medical/Rec? Both. Cat Piss never checks your credentials.

What the People Say (Reviews)

• Jake H., Portland: “First ride with Cat Piss fems – holy stretch! Scrogged the hell out of it, harvest reeked (in a good way), and the smoke is rocket fuel. Don’t dare grow it without filters and a sense of humor.”
• Samantha L., Colorado: “Small grow op owner here. Cat Piss is a cult favorite now. Smell got new med patients in the door, yields are dialed, and that creative headspace is what keeps the regulars loyal.”
• Kev R., SoCal: “Outdoor monster. Handled the heat, laughed at my humidity, big sticky buds – and the citrus funk is killer. Next season, she’s back.”

Buy Cat Piss Seeds – No Regrets, Just Funk

Feeling brave? It’s time to see if your grow game can keep up with a legend. If you want a sativa powerhouse that’s more conversation starter than wallflower, get your paws on Cat Piss feminized seeds today. Order discreetly, ship quick, satisfaction 100% guaranteed – but check those local laws yourself before you go wild. Our crew’s got your back on germination, rookie questions, and “uh-oh, what did I do?” moments—don’t sweat it. Ready for the sativa odyssey you never knew you needed? Score Cat Piss seeds here. Grow bold or not at all.

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