Funk Bot Seeds – Proven Genetics, Grower-friendly, Flavor-forward
Funk Bot seeds bring flavor, vigor, and straight-up ease to your grow. This Regular Hybrid cross is bred from Jokerz x Zawtz Bx1, tuned for real-world gardens and consistent runs. It finishes in about 8 to 10 weeks, so you spend less time stressing and more time watching the canopy stack. Plus, authentic genetics backed by Seeds Here Now (est. 2010) means you’re buying confidence, not guesswork. Short story: great terps, steady growth (with a beginner-friendly learning curve).
Funk Bot Seeds – Quick Facts
- Breeder: Cannarado Genetics
- Genetics: Jokerz x Zawtz Bx1
- Seed Type: Regular
- Strain Type: Hybrid
- THC: 22% to 25%
- CBD: Less than 1%
- Flowering Time: 8 to 10 weeks
- Yield: High
- Difficulty: Beginner-friendly
- Aroma / Flavor: Candy, citrus, diesel, earthy, floral
- Effects: Flower, concentrate production, anytime you want bold flavor with easy vibes
- Best Use: Pain relief, focus, relaxation
Funk Bot Seeds – Premium Balanced Hybrid Cannabis Genetics
Discover the exceptional Funk Bot seeds from renowned breeder Cannarado Genetics, featuring an irresistible combination of bold flavors and easy cultivation. This perfectly balanced hybrid delivers heavy yields with minimal effort, making it a standout choice for both novice and experienced growers. Seeds Here Now, America's longest continuously operating seed bank with over 15 years of expertise, brings you these premium genetics direct from the breeder.
Funk Bot Seeds – Grower’s Tips
Quick, clear tips for a smooth run. Keep it simple and consistent. This cultivar likes steady light, smart feeding, and clean airflow.
- Lighting: Strong full-spectrum LED. 12/12 for flower; keep veg bright and steady.
- Environment: Aim ~24–26°C day, ~20–22°C night; 55–65% RH in veg, taper to ~45–50% by late flower.
- Feeding: Start light. Increase as the canopy asks. Watch leaf tips, not the bottle label.
- Training: LST (low stress training) is safe; avoid heavy topping late in veg.
- Timeline: Expect 8 to 10 weeks. Plan dry/cure space before chop.
- Cleanliness: Prune lower fluff, keep fans dust-free, change pre-filters.
Funk Bot Seeds – Strain History & Breeding Background
Funk Bot comes from Jokerz x Zawtz Bx1, selected for stable structure, crave-worthy terps, and reliable performance. Bred by Cannarado Genetics, it carries the hallmarks of authentic genetics—clean parentage, consistent expression, and strong germination—curated by Seeds Here Now (est. 2010).
Our team lives this stuff—decades of hands-on growing and vendor relationships—so what you get isn’t hype; it’s a vetted cut from a catalog built the hard way.
Funk Bot Seeds – User Reviews
Got real-world results with Funk Bot? Share your notes and photos. Grow logs help the next grower pick with confidence.
- What to include: Tent size, light type, medium, nutrients, veg/flower time, dry/cure notes.
- What you tasted: Terp profile in plain words—sweet, citrus, earthy, creamy, etc.
- What you learned: Any small tweak that made a big difference.
Funk Bot Seeds – Climate & Environment
Funk Bot runs well in most setups. Control is king: steady temps, clean airflow, and proper humidity make the biggest difference.
- Best fit: Hybrid plants like moderate temps and good air exchange.
- Indoor vs Outdoor: Indoors: easier to lock dialed temps/RH year-round. Outdoors: choose a warm, dry window; avoid long wet spells late in flower.
- Targets: Day ~24–26°C, Night ~20–22°C; RH ~60% veg → ~45–50% late flower.
- Airflow: Canopy shake test—leaves should gently move. Stale air invites problems.
Funk Bot Seeds – Yield Optimization Tips
Want more from your canopy without headaches? Focus on the basics done right and repeatable.
- Start strong: Healthy seedlings, stable VPD, and clean water give you free momentum.
- Canopy shape: Even tops catch even light. Train early; keep nodes level.
- Nutrient rhythm: Feed to demand. If tips burn, back off. If color fades early, bump N or micros.
- Light distance: Follow PPFD, not guesses. Watch leaves—praying is good, canoeing is not.
- Finish well: Support heavy branches, keep airflow under the skirt, and dry slow for better bag appeal.
- Realistic goal: high yields with quality-first density beat overfed, airy buds every time.
