State of the Weed — Idaho • Q3 2025 – Suzie Paranoid Libertarian Prepper from Idaho

State of the Weed: Idaho (space) Q3 2025

**Broadcasting from an undisclosed location via an encrypted VPN, multiple generators humming in the background.**

Listen up, Patriots. I have 7 minutes before I rotate to my next IP address, so pay attention to what’s really happening in Idaho.

Market Snapshot

There is no legal market because Idaho knows it’s a federal honeypot. Think about it—every “legal” state requires registration. Names, addresses, purchase history—it’s a database, people! They’re building lists for when the federal asset forfeiture starts. Idaho’s the only free state left, which means the underground economy is stronger than my bunker’s reinforced concrete walls (three feet thick, EMP-proof). Border runs to Oregon, Montana, and Washington, feeding a black market that the surveillance state can’t track. This is what actual freedom looks like—Article 1, Section 8 says nothing about regulating plants!

Strain Leaderboard

Staples

Strain	Why It Sticks
Freedom Fighter OG	What we call everything, because names are tracking mechanisms
Constitution Kush	Grown in accordance with the 10th Amendment—states’ rights!
Homegrown Whatever	Nobody’s keeping records, that’s the POINT

Risers

Strain	Genetics	Flavor	THC	Notes
Bunker Bred #7	CLASSIFIED	Earthy, diesel	Untested	No labs = no evidence = no prosecution
Off-Grid Gold	Seeds from 1987	Pine, freedom	Who knows?	Stored in lead-lined container since Ruby Ridge
Sovereign Citizen	Non-GMO heirloom	Skunky	Natural %	Maritime law doesn’t apply to this strain

Terp Lanes Trending

Nobody discusses terpenes: That’s how they profile you, through flavor preferences. Read the Patriot Act.
Outdoor only: Indoor grows require power bills. Smart meters are surveillance devices!
Whatever doesn’t require buying nutrients: Every hydro store is a DEA front, wake up!

Price Bands (observational)

Value: Bartered for ammunition, MREs, or silver coins only
Mid: $200/oz cash—serial numbers recorded and bleached
Top-shelf: Doesn’t exist—”top shelf” is a marketing term invented by big cannabis

City Taste Map

Boise: Liberal infiltrators buying Oregon corporate weed, probably feds
Coeur d’Alene: Real patriots growing their own, trading at gun shows
Twin Falls: Mormon country, they say no, but their greenhouses say yes

Forward Look

Federal legalization = mandatory registration—they’ll know who has guns and weed.
5G towers will use infrared to detect grows—invest in mylar, it blocks frequencies.
When the dollar collapses, weed will be currency – I’ve already got 50 pounds vacuum-sealed in my bunker next to the gold.

**Sound of a shotgun being racked**

Remember—every dispensary camera feeds directly to fusion centers, and every credit card purchase is logged. They legalized it in other states to build the database before the great confiscation. Not in Idaho, brother. We’re the resistance.

Stock up on seeds, they’re coming for those next. Monsanto and Bayer already own half the genetics. Connect the dots – Big Pharma, Big Ag, Big Brother—it’s all one system.

I gotta go, drone just flew over. Could be Amazon, could be NSA. In Idaho, we assume both.

MOLON LABE!

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