Need a lift? Pearly Poop from Thug Pug Genetics combines the impressive Unicorn Poop and Pearly White strains for a flowering time of 63-70 days. Enjoy its earthy, fruity aroma while embracing uplifted moods and creativity. Perfect for social occasions! Scroll down for more details!
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Pearly Poop Regular Seeds - Spark Your Day with Creativity and Flavor
Buckle up, greenhorns—welcome to the wild, weird, and wonderfully named world of Pearly Poop. Yes, you read that right. If you’re tired of drab, basement weed and you want your mornings to hit harder than a shot of espresso and a slap to the face, this strain is your golden ticket. Unleash your inner creative weirdo. This one’s not for the shy or the bland—it’s for those looking to fly close to the sun, get a little singed, and laugh about it with friends.
Mother Strain: Unicorn Poop — wild, gassy, and a shot of pure sunshine straight to your frontal lobe.
Father Strain: Pearly White — frosty, potent, and so classic it wears jeans to bed.
Indica/Sativa: Balanced hybrid—think best-of-both-worlds, minus the existential crisis.
Creator: Thug Pug Genetics—these maniacs take risks nobody else will. Respect.
Growing Pearly Poop Seeds
Indoor: Short and branchy, not unlike your ex. Loves 18/6–12/12 cycles, temps 70–80°F, RH 45–55%. SCROG? Topping? She’s game. Make her work for it.
Outdoor: Give her sun, a dry autumn, and keep your lazy butt in check—dense buds and high humidity are a recipe for moldy heartbreak.
Nutrients: Not a diva, but she likes a little pampering. Cal-mag in late flower does wonders. Don’t starve her, she’ll let you know.
Yield: 350–450g/m2 if you behave. Outdoor? Up to 600g per plant if the weed gods smile upon you.
Mold Resistance: Decent—thank Pearly White—but don’t get cocky. Mold shows up when you least expect, like your landlord.
Appearance: She’s a real looker: greens, purples, a total disco ball of trichomes. Bag appeal so high even your grandma will ask for a nug.
Effects and Experience Profile
Primary Effects: Euphoria, creativity, sociability, an automatic RSVP to the good times.
Medical: Knocks down pain, stress, and basic life anxiety. Zero couch lock—no Netflix-induced vegetating here.
Peak: 2–3 hours of primo tripping, then you coast gently back down—no crash, no regrets.
Best Use: Daytime, early evening, first dates, awkward work mixers (not legal advice).
Flavor/Aroma: Fruity funk meets creamy dough. Think a berry danish stabbed by a unicorn. Funk for days.
Dominant Terpenes (expected)
Limonene: Citrus zing. Gets the neurons zapping.
Myrcene: Herbal, smooths the edges like a jazz record and a stiff drink.
Caryophyllene: Peppery, sneaky, anti-stress. Makes stress tap out.
Ready to move beyond lame bag seed? Want a shot at pheno-glory? Pearly Poop regular seeds are the ticket—check out the blog’s column for no-bullshit grow tips and misadventures you’ll relate to. Your next killer harvest starts where you stop lurking. Don’t just daydream—dive in, and join the fun.
Pearly Poop Seed Specifications
Seed Type: Regular—perfect for breeders, phenohunters, and anyone who likes a little chaos in their garden.
Expected Germination: 90–95%+ if you don’t try to grow them in a shoebox. (Seriously, follow the damn directions.)
Size/Color: Big, striated, and dark—classic Thug Pug flavor. Not marshmallows—don’t eat them.
Package: Bombproof and pro—because lost seeds are a tragedy, not a learning experience.
Storage Tips: Chuck ‘em in a cool, dry, airtight spot—forget about them until inspiration (or harvest envy) strikes.
Shelf Life: 2–5 years—do it right, and your grandkids might find them in your sock drawer.
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Why Choose Pearly Poop Seeds From Seeds Here Now?
Standout Appeal: Rare enough to make your buddies jealous, pretty enough for Instagram, potent enough to drown out the sound of your neighbor’s dog.
Industry Vetted: Thug Pug—a name growers yell with respect, or in fear.
User Praise: “Never knew a strain could make meetings bearable!” says one legendary keyboard warrior. Truth.
Expert Pick: Chosen for next-level creativity and straight-up grower joy. Robust as hell.
Perfect for: Social climbers, introverts turning extrovert, bored creatives, and gardeners seeking bragging rights.
Solves: Boredom, minor pain, existential malaise, and the gnawing FOMO for what’s hot right now. Get in or get left behind.
Customer Reviews
Shelby H.: "Pearly Poop regular seeds were exactly what my pheno hunt needed. Gorgeous plants, two distinct keepers, and the mood boost is unreal. No regrets!"
Rob T.: "I grew these in my tent with a simple SCROG—yield was solid, and the flavor was bangin'! The social effects are perfect for poker nights and brainstorming sessions."
Jess R.: "Even as a moderate grower, I found Pearly Poop from Seeds Here Now easy to work with. Strong germ rates, pest resistance, and buds that look like frosted pebbles. Will definitely order again!"
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Similar Strains You May Like
Unicorn Poop: Extra fruit, extra funk, and the fab cousin to Pearly Poop. Ride the rainbow.
Meat Breath: Thug Pug classic—think savory diesel sandwich in bud form. Buckle up.
Pearl Scout Cookies: Frosty, creamy-gassy, dessert-level. Eat your heart out, Cookie fans.
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Pearly Poop boasts a THC level between 20-25%, indicative of its potency and ability to deliver uplifting and creative effects.
This delightful strain features flavor notes of earthiness, sweetness, fruitiness, and a slight skunkiness, creating a rich, layered taste profile.
Pearly Poop's uplifting mood, increased creativity, and enhanced sociability make it perfect for daytime use, especially during social and creative activities.
Pearly Poop is categorized as moderate in growing difficulty. To achieve optimal results, maintain ideal temperature and humidity levels, and keep an eye on pH levels.
With a unique lineage of Unicorn Poop x Pearly White, Pearly Poop offers distinct flavor notes and effects that stand out among other hybrid strains, making it a must-try for enthusiasts.
Users report an uplifted mood, increased creativity, and enhanced sociability, making it ideal for social gatherings or artistic endeavors.
Pearly Poop flowers in about 63-70 days under optimal growing conditions.
Pearly Poop has an earthy aroma with sweet, fruity overtones and a hint of skunkiness, creating an inviting sensory experience.
Pearly Poop typically offers moderate yields when grown under the right conditions.
Pearly Poop seeds are classified as REG (Regular), meaning they can produce both males and females, allowing for breeding possibilities.
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5 stars guaranteed!! I emailed late in the afternoon on a Friday or Saturday I believe and didn’t expect a response until Monday! However a couple hours later they emailed back with a complete refund/ points added to my account! I was grateful and quickly ordered more seeds!!
Chad J.
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Becky seen the email..your DOPE!! Thank you I appreciate the infinite customer service, ill be on the lookout for the care package. Ive been a customer for years and years and will always keep coming back not just because of the bean stockage full of Wonderful breeders but mainly the SHN customer service has always made things up and added a bonus. I stay telling people about SHN and how awesome yall are!!
Thank you again have a great safe weekend :v::green_heart::seedling:
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