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Pearly Poop (Regular) – Thug Pug Genetics

Need a lift? Pearly Poop from Thug Pug Genetics combines the impressive Unicorn Poop and Pearly White strains for a flowering time of 63-70 days. Enjoy its earthy, fruity aroma while embracing uplifted moods and creativity. Perfect for social occasions! Scroll down for more details!

Pack Size: 10 seeds

$88.88

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STRAIN INFORMATION

Seed Type

Seed Type

Regular

Indica/Sativa

Strain Type

Hybrid

Lineage

Lineage

Unicorn Poop x Pearly White

Pack Size

Pack Size

10 seeds

Indica/Sativa

Indica / Sativa

50/50

THC

THC %

20% to 25% %

Aroma

Aroma

Berry, citrus, fruity, herbal

Flower-time

Flower Time

9 to 10 weeks

Yield

Yield

Moderate

Terpenes

Terpenes

Myrcene, limonene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool

Effects

Effects

Creative, anxiety

Best Use

Best Use

Nighttime

Grow Tips

Grow Tips

Use cal-mag in late flower for optimal growth, and ensure good airflow to prevent mold.

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Pearly Poop Regular Seeds - Spark Your Day with Creativity and Flavor

Buckle up, greenhorns—welcome to the wild, weird, and wonderfully named world of Pearly Poop. Yes, you read that right. If you’re tired of drab, basement weed and you want your mornings to hit harder than a shot of espresso and a slap to the face, this strain is your golden ticket. Unleash your inner creative weirdo. This one’s not for the shy or the bland—it’s for those looking to fly close to the sun, get a little singed, and laugh about it with friends.

  • Breeder: Thug Pug Genetics
  • Genetics: Unicorn Poop x Pearly White
  • Seed Type: Regular
  • Strain Type: Hybrid
  • THC: 20% to 25%
  • CBD: Less than 1%
  • Flowering Time: 9 to 10 weeks
  • Yield: Moderate
  • Difficulty: Intermediate
  • Aroma / Flavor: Citrus, berry, fruity, herbal, pepper
  • Effects: Creative, anxiety
  • Best Use: Daytime, Social, Couch-lock, Energy, Chill, Night, Creative, Focus, Evening

Pearly Poop Genetics and Lineage

  • Mother Strain: Unicorn Poop — wild, gassy, and a shot of pure sunshine straight to your frontal lobe.
  • Father Strain: Pearly White — frosty, potent, and so classic it wears jeans to bed.
  • Indica/Sativa: Balanced hybrid—think best-of-both-worlds, minus the existential crisis.
  • Creator: Thug Pug Genetics—these maniacs take risks nobody else will. Respect.

Growing Pearly Poop Seeds

  • Indoor: Short and branchy, not unlike your ex. Loves 18/6–12/12 cycles, temps 70–80°F, RH 45–55%. SCROG? Topping? She’s game. Make her work for it.
  • Outdoor: Give her sun, a dry autumn, and keep your lazy butt in check—dense buds and high humidity are a recipe for moldy heartbreak.
  • Nutrients: Not a diva, but she likes a little pampering. Cal-mag in late flower does wonders. Don’t starve her, she’ll let you know.
  • Yield: 350–450g/m2 if you behave. Outdoor? Up to 600g per plant if the weed gods smile upon you.
  • Mold Resistance: Decent—thank Pearly White—but don’t get cocky. Mold shows up when you least expect, like your landlord.
  • Appearance: She’s a real looker: greens, purples, a total disco ball of trichomes. Bag appeal so high even your grandma will ask for a nug.

Effects and Experience Profile

  • Primary Effects: Euphoria, creativity, sociability, an automatic RSVP to the good times.
  • Medical: Knocks down pain, stress, and basic life anxiety. Zero couch lock—no Netflix-induced vegetating here.
  • Peak: 2–3 hours of primo tripping, then you coast gently back down—no crash, no regrets.
  • Best Use: Daytime, early evening, first dates, awkward work mixers (not legal advice).
  • Flavor/Aroma: Fruity funk meets creamy dough. Think a berry danish stabbed by a unicorn. Funk for days.

Dominant Terpenes (expected)

  • Limonene: Citrus zing. Gets the neurons zapping.
  • Myrcene: Herbal, smooths the edges like a jazz record and a stiff drink.
  • Caryophyllene: Peppery, sneaky, anti-stress. Makes stress tap out.

Ready to move beyond lame bag seed? Want a shot at pheno-glory? Pearly Poop regular seeds are the ticket—check out the blog’s column for no-bullshit grow tips and misadventures you’ll relate to. Your next killer harvest starts where you stop lurking. Don’t just daydream—dive in, and join the fun.

Pearly Poop Seed Specifications

  • Seed Type: Regular—perfect for breeders, phenohunters, and anyone who likes a little chaos in their garden.
  • Expected Germination: 90–95%+ if you don’t try to grow them in a shoebox. (Seriously, follow the damn directions.)
  • Size/Color: Big, striated, and dark—classic Thug Pug flavor. Not marshmallows—don’t eat them.
  • Package: Bombproof and pro—because lost seeds are a tragedy, not a learning experience.
  • Storage Tips: Chuck ‘em in a cool, dry, airtight spot—forget about them until inspiration (or harvest envy) strikes.
  • Shelf Life: 2–5 years—do it right, and your grandkids might find them in your sock drawer.
  • Guarantee: Seeds Here Now will hook you up if things go sideways—read the fine print, but relax, they’ve got your back.

Why Choose Pearly Poop Seeds From Seeds Here Now?

  • Standout Appeal: Rare enough to make your buddies jealous, pretty enough for Instagram, potent enough to drown out the sound of your neighbor’s dog.
  • Industry Vetted: Thug Pug—a name growers yell with respect, or in fear.
  • User Praise: “Never knew a strain could make meetings bearable!” says one legendary keyboard warrior. Truth.
  • Expert Pick: Chosen for next-level creativity and straight-up grower joy. Robust as hell.
  • Perfect for: Social climbers, introverts turning extrovert, bored creatives, and gardeners seeking bragging rights.
  • Solves: Boredom, minor pain, existential malaise, and the gnawing FOMO for what’s hot right now. Get in or get left behind.

Customer Reviews

Shelby H.: "Pearly Poop regular seeds were exactly what my pheno hunt needed. Gorgeous plants, two distinct keepers, and the mood boost is unreal. No regrets!"

Rob T.: "I grew these in my tent with a simple SCROG—yield was solid, and the flavor was bangin'! The social effects are perfect for poker nights and brainstorming sessions."

Jess R.: "Even as a moderate grower, I found Pearly Poop from Seeds Here Now easy to work with. Strong germ rates, pest resistance, and buds that look like frosted pebbles. Will definitely order again!"

Buy Pearly Poop Seeds Today

If you’ve read this far, you’re clearly ready to quit amateur hour. Grab Pearly Poop seeds and get weird—in the best way—by heading to Seeds Here Now’s shop. Skip the FOMO, skip the landfill weed, and score genetics that’ll blow the doors off boring. All orders ship in stealth ninja mode, fast, and always discreet. Don’t be a rookie—know your local laws before you sprout anything wilder than a windowsill basil. Got questions? Their crew’s got answers. Don’t wait for the next hot drop—claim your pack, and punch up your grow now!

Similar Strains You May Like

  • Unicorn Poop: Extra fruit, extra funk, and the fab cousin to Pearly Poop. Ride the rainbow.
  • Meat Breath: Thug Pug classic—think savory diesel sandwich in bud form. Buckle up.
  • Pearl Scout Cookies: Frosty, creamy-gassy, dessert-level. Eat your heart out, Cookie fans.

Compare With Similar Strains

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THC 20% to 25% 20% to 25% 18% to 22%
Aroma Citrus, berry, fruity, herbal, pepper Sweet, earthy, pungent, lime, spicy Sweet, earthy, pine, berry, spicy
Flowering Time 9 to 10 weeks 9 to 10 weeks 8 to 9 weeks

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