Diesel Poison (Regular) – Lucky Dog Seed Company

Diesel Poison Regular Seeds – Where Daytime Genius Meets Face-Melting Yield

Quick & Dirty Facts for Diesel Poison

• Breeder: Lucky Dog Seed Company
• Parentage: Durban Poison x Chem 91 BX3 (that’s “fast-action twisted up with rocket fuel” for the laymen)
• THC: 18% to 24% — she’ll cook your brain bacon, sunny side up
• CBD: 1% — a quiet little bonus
• Indica/Sativa: Sativa-dominant hybrid — Up, up, and away, minus the panic attacks
• Flower Time: 63 to 70 days (grab a calendar and some patience)
• Yield: High — bring extra jars, rookie
• Seed Type: Regular (if you need feminized or auto, move along)
• Grow Difficulty: Moderate — cowboy up or stick to tomatoes
• Best Use: Daytime creativity, socializing, mood rescue missions

Diesel Poison Bloodline: The Saturday Cartoons of Genetics

• Mom: Durban Poison – Frisky Sativa madness. Pumps you full of get-up-and-go plus sweet licorice-anise scents.
• Dad: Chem 91 BX3 – Proper uncut diesel funk. Earthy, greasy, attitude-for-days. If you love the smell of a truck stop, you’ll swoon.

How to Grow Diesel Poison: Don’t Be a Slouch

• Grow Difficulty: Moderate. If you’ve cloned your spider plant, you’ll survive. Read a blog or two, don’t wing it.
• Indoor Specs: Stretches like your cheap sweatpants. 1-2x height boost is the norm. Topping, LST, SCROG? Yes, do all the things. Big light, lots of air.
  • Temp: 68-80°F (20-27°C) — cooler than your ex’s heart, warmer than your landlord’s.
  • Humidity: 45-55% finishing or you’ll grow more fuzz than a ferret. Don’t slack!
  • Feed: Start with meat-and-potatoes nitrogen. Finish wild—drop the N, blast P/K.
• Structure: Medium-tall, ultra-branchy, long colas, so much resin you’ll think it snowed.
• Flower Time: 63-70 days. She rewards patience but won’t draw your pension.
• Yield: Indoors? 500-600g/m². Outdoors? 700g+ per green monster—go big or go pay retail.
  • Win Big: Train early, root room is king, keep it dry. She’ll mildew if you slack. Space ‘em out, chief.
• Climate: Likes dry, not swampy. Handles stress, hates hurricanes. Outdoors: chop by early/mid October or she’ll call the mold police.
• Prevention: Cut those fans off, prune heavy. Watch for powdery mildew—she attracts trouble like a stoner at a midnight taco truck. Big Chem phenos? Prep the carbon filter or be THAT neighbor.

Diesel Poison Effects: Creativity, Hustle, and If Looks Could Stink…

• Mental: She’ll crack open your skull (metaphorically!) and pour in strange, sparkling ideas. Euphoric, focused, energetic. Forget the couch—go paint the damn house.
• Physical: Gentle body pat, zero lead boots. Keeps you light, clear, and dangerously capable. “Functional relief” for those with jobs, kids, or both.
• Medicinal: Popular for scrapping fatigue, gloom, and that midday “why am I here” existential funk.
• Duration & Kick: Strong but not scary. 2-3 hours of “hell yes,” then a soft landing back to planet Earth.
• Flavor & Aroma:
  • Terpenes: Terpinolene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene, Ocimene—smells like gassy Christmas dinner at a citrus farm.
  • Scent: Outrageous gas up front, citrus pine in the back, finish with sweet herbs and a slap to the sinuses.
  • Taste: Spicy inhale, pine-diesel exhale. If you love “loud,” bring a spare tongue.
  • Intensity: Outrageous. Trust me, get a carbon scrubber—you’ll thank me when the mailman’s nose starts twitching.

Specs (for Nerds and Breeders)

• Seed Type: Regular (feminized and auto not available, so don’t ask unless you like disappointment)
• Breeding: Both sexes present—your pollen-chasing destiny awaits
• Germ Rate: 90%+ if you follow instructions and don’t use dish soap
• Looks: Big striped tiger-backed seeds, hard shell. These aren’t sesame seeds, genius.
• Packaged: Discreet, crush-proof mailers—your nosy neighbor is out of luck
• Storage: Dark, cool, airtight. Toss in the fridge (not freezer, you animal). Good for years—your grandkids might still pop ‘em.
• Guarantee: We got your back. If your seeds don’t sprout, we’ll sort it out—unlike most of life.

Why Diesel Poison? Don’t Be Boring

• What’s Hot: True breeder genetics, gargantuan yields, a terp profile to make your eyes water and grin at the same time.
• Fans Say: “My new A.M. ritual.” “Best sativa hybrid hunt in years.” “Yield broke my scale, no joke.”
• Hype Backed Up: Lucky Dog Seed Company = big league Chem hybrids, no empty promises.
• For Whom: Creative maniacs, daylight chasers, intermediate-and-up growers. Breeder? Extractor? This is your scrambled-egg playground.
• Turn That Frown: Slam “Diesel Poison” and assassinate the blues, fatigue, and creative constipation.

Diesel Poison Seeds Reviews (No, We Didn’t Pay Them. Maybe.)

• “Sprouted 9/10, got three sweet, sweet phenos. The ‘fuel’ smell is OFF THE CHARTS. Smashed my old yield record. New go-to for sativa highs that don’t leave me jittery!” – Amy, indoor SCROG grower
• “Scored a wild keeper on my first run—dense, greasy nugs and zero mold even in late flower. Pulled nearly 2 pounds outside. Diesel Poison seeds are fire, especially if you like real Chem flavors!” – Carlos, outdoor guerrilla grower
• “Honestly, the most fun I’ve had growing in years. Every plant was unique but all had that creative turbo effect. 10/10 recommend for anyone chasing variety.” – J, hobby breeder

Buy Diesel Poison Seeds – Snag Your Next Legend

Had enough of average? Grab your shot at high-yield, sativa-powered rocket fuel. Shop Diesel Poison seeds from Seeds Here Now — lightning-fast stealth shipping, zero drama. Just make sure you’re actually allowed to have ‘em. Seeds are collectibles unless your zip code says otherwise. If you screw up germination, holler. Our support squad is friendlier than a dog on edibles. Satisfaction or we’ll chase it down for you. Don’t wait — your next monster grow starts here.

Similar Strains to Fuel Your Curiosity

• Chem 91 BX3: Pure chem funk and nose-torching strength. That elusive “real deal” diesel blast.
• Durban Poison: Hummingbird sativa, legendary for zippy mornings and rambunctious creative assaults.
• Chemdog: The all-time classic. Got a thing for complicated, stanky diesel tones? This one delivers.