Unicorn Piss V2 (Regular) – Green Fire Genetics

Unicorn Piss V2 Regular Seeds – Intense Flavor and Balanced Effects in Every Bud

Not all seeds are created equal, and let’s be honest—Unicorn Piss V2 is about as far from basic as dollar pizza is from Kobe beef. This isn’t for folks looking for a muted, “maybe-sorta-tastes-like-something” strain. If you want your next grow to slap your senses around (and leave your friends bug-eyed over the bag appeal), you’re in the right damn place.

Quick Facts for Unicorn Piss V2

• Breeder: Green Fire Genetics
• Parentage: Unicorn Piss ZOZ BX Zkittlez x Unicorn Piss
• THC: 20% to 25%
• CBD: 1%
• Indica/Sativa: Balanced hybrid
• Flower Time: 63 to 70 days
• Yield: Moderate
• Seed Type: Regular
• Grow Difficulty: Moderate
• Best Use: Creative projects, daytime focus, balanced social sessions

Genetics and Lineage of Unicorn Piss V2 Seeds

Yeah, the name’s wild—but the lineage is even wilder. Green Fire Genetics jammed together Unicorn Piss ZOZ BX (itself a snarly Zkittlez cross) with straight-up Unicorn Piss to birth this psychedelic powerhouse. What’s that mean for you? Mega terp blast, next-level frost, and a flavor profile that’ll make you wonder if candy factories are running secret grow ops. This isn’t a watered-down pheno-hunt—this is the loud stuff, direct from growers who don’t know the word “subtle.”

Growing Unicorn Piss V2 Seeds

So, you want to grow Unicorn Piss V2? Buckle the hell up—it’s easier than you think, but you gotta pay a little attention.

• Indoor Requirements: Good ventilation, moderate humidity (keep it between 50-60%), and light cycles suited for photoperiod strains. You don’t need to build a space station—just get some decent LEDs and let her rip.
• Outdoor Growing: Handles most climates like a stoner on vacation, but really digs warm, sunny weather. Mark your calendar for an early October chop up north.
• Flower Time: 63-70 days from flip. By week six? Trichomes start piling up faster than munchies after a dab hit.
• Training: Topping, SCROG, LST—she ain’t picky. Try what you like; she’ll flex right back.
• Resistance: Laughs at mold and pests most of the time, but don’t get cocky—those chunky nugs can trap humidity if you’re slacking.

Effects and Experience Profile

Unicorn Piss V2 isn’t just a looker with a cute name—this stuff hits like a jazz band on Red Bull.

• Physical: Gentle body buzz, enough pain relief to take the edge off, but doesn’t leave you drooling on your couch like some ‘80s stoner cliché.
• Mental: Kickstarts the mind—ideas, art, half-baked epiphanies, social superpowers. Great for both hermit mode and talk-your-friend’s-ear-off mode.
• Duration: 2–3 hours, slow landing. You won’t get hangover weed-face when it’s over.
• Best Time: Whenever you want a turbocharged mood but still act normal in public (well, mostly).

Seed Specifications

• Seed Type: Regular—expect about 50/50 boys and girls. Perfect if you want to play genetic god or hunt your personal unicorn.
• Germination Rate: 90% plus (if you don’t try sprouting them on your radiator).
• Seed Appearance: Medium, brown, speckly. Basically, what serious weed looks like before it’s, well, weed.
• Packaging: Fresh, paranoid-level discreet, and built for hoarders—stash somewhere cool, dry, and shady for years of stoner security.

Why Choose Unicorn Piss V2 Seeds From Seeds Here Now?

• Standout Traits: Funky flavor that actually deserves all the hype. Balanced hybrid buzz and frosty buds that’ll make your phone beg for mercy from all the pics.
• Community Love: If you lurk grow forums, you know the deal—people won’t shut up about these genetics.
• Expert Endorsement: Pros rate this as “not just another Zkittlez remix”—it’s for those hunting truly next-level phenos.
• Perfect For: Creatives, terp chasers, show-offs, and anyone who brags about their stash on Instagram.
• Problem Solver: Not “set it and forget it,” but unless you’re raising cacti by mistake, you’ll finish with fat, sticky colas and no drama.

Customer Reviews

“I popped five seeds, got three girls, and every pheno smelled insane—candy on candy with a gassy finish. Flowered fast and was easy to train—weighed in at just over 2 ounces per plant indoors. Unicorn Piss V2 seeds are my new favorite for creative sessions.” – Brad, Michigan

“Dense, frosty nugs with a legit purple fade at harvest. Really forgiving even when my tent got too humid. The flavors are as bold as the name—10/10 would grow again!” – Dee, Colorado

“Ordered my pack, had no issues with shipping, and customer service helped me with germination tips. Got a killer keeper with pure fruit punch terps. Keeps me social and focused all day. Highly recommend Unicorn Piss V2 genetics.” – Sam, Oregon

Buy Unicorn Piss V2 Seeds Today

You’ve read the hype, now time to join the legends. Want the wildest strain in your grow room, the sickest bag appeal, and enough flavor to make your taste buds slap each other? Click over to Seeds Here Now and grab your Unicorn Piss V2 seeds before your neighbor’s tent is cooler than yours. Fast, stealthy shipping, zero B.S., all for novelty and souvenir purposes (don’t blame us if you ignore your local laws—pro tip: check first). Enough ranting—slam that buy button and put your name in the weed hall of fame.

Similar Strains You May Like

• Rainbow Belts: Ultra sweet, candy-forward, and easy to grow for impressive bag appeal.
• Zkittlez: The original sugar rush strain, loaded with flavor and chill effects—another must-try from Green Fire Genetics.
• Slurricane: Thick, frosty flowers with a berry punch—perfect for hybrid hunters.