Affie OG (Regular) – Green Bodhi Genetics

Affie OG Regular Seeds – Creativity Unleashed with a Classic OG Kick

You want a seed that delivers old-school OG brawn but won’t leave you face-down in your lava lamp drooling on your vinyl. Affie OG Regular Seeds from Green Bodhi bring the thunder—just minus the couchlock coma. We’re talking the high-octane punch of those infamous OG LA genetics, but with a modern, creative-ass twist. These regular beans don’t mess around; they grow frostier than a polar bear’s beard and will have you brainstorming like a caffeinated poet. Perfect for rookies crazy enough to try regular seeds and growers who want a pheno worth bragging about.

Quick Facts for Affie OG

• Breeder: Green Bodhi Genetics
• Parentage: S.B.S.E x OG LA #78
• THC: 18% to 22%
• CBD: 1%
• Indica/Sativa: Indica-dominant hybrid
• Flower Time: 63 to 70 days
• Yield: Moderate (don’t expect to feed the block, but you’ll fill jars)
• Seed Type: Regular
• Grow Difficulty: Moderate—no rocket science, but read a thing or two first
• Best Use: Uplifting creative focus, daytime hustle, stress vaporizer

Genetics and Lineage: What’s in the Affie OG Soup?

• Parent Strains: S.B.S.E brings those chill, earthy, old soul vibes; OG LA #78 throws in all that gasoline-soaked, piney street cred your nose could ever crave.
• Strain Classification: Indica-dominant (80/20—like a lazy jazz band with one caffeinated drummer)
• Hybrid Benefits: Quick finish, manageable height, creative buzz, social mileage, and a legit shot at medical relief

How to Grow Affie OG: School of Hard (Cannabis) Knocks

• Skill Level: Intermediate (or, gutsy beginners with Google on speed dial)
• Indoor Tips:
  • Stays squat—great for those tight closet grows you won’t admit to your landlord
  • Handles LST, SCROG, topping—just don’t go wild on fertilizer, rookie
  • Give her 63-70 days of flower—flip at week three or four unless you like tangled messes
  • Prefers the Goldilocks zone: 68-78°F and humidity at 40-55%
• Nutrients: OGs love cal-mag early, molasses late (for trichome city)
• Structure: Bushy, dense, and crusted in trichomes by the home stretch
• Yield: 400-500g/m² indoors if you’re not asleep at the wheel; crack 600g/plant outdoors if you’re somewhere with sun, not soggy sadness
• Pest and Disease Resistance: Holds her own against powdery mildew and the usual pest suspects—just keep air moving, unless you want plant drama
• Climate: Likes it warm and dry—takes rain about as well as a cat in a bathtub
• Common Issues: Don’t nuke her with nutes or blast the humidity at the end—or suffer consequences, my friend

Effects and Experience: The OG You Can Actually Function On

• Physical: Nixes tension, calms the body, but you’re still vertical—it won’t turn you into potato furniture mid-day
• Medical: Bye-bye stress, hello creativity. Users say aches and mood swings take the next train out; also good for knocking out that post-gym “ouch”
• Mental: Motivates, fires up conversation, clears cobwebs—like coffee without the panic
• Mood: Bright, upbeat, chill—but you’ll be able to string a sentence together
• Time of Day: Day or afternoon—your “oh, I have stuff to do” weed that doesn’t betray you
• Flavor & Aroma: Thick earthy OG. Pine. Funky LA dank you can smell across the yard. This is the loud stuff—if stealth is your game, choose a less impressive strain.

Seed Specs: What You Actually Get

• Type: Regular—expect both boys and girls in your pack. Pheno hunting time, hotshot
• Germination Rate: 90% range if you’re not storing them in your glovebox
• Appearance: Plump, dark seeds with tiger stripes—if your seeds look like raisins, ask for a refund
• Package: Discreet, durable, legit label (your parole officer won’t know a thing)
• Storage Tips: Cool, dark spot—think fridge, not freezer. Airtight, silica, and these beans will ride for years
• Viability: Good for 2-3 years if you’re not an absolute caveman
• Shipping: Fast and hush-hush—no one’s going to know you’re growing except your envious neighbors
• Guarantee: If you get duds, SHN’s support team’ll sort you out—no whining necessary

Why Affie OG Over the Mountain of OGs?

• Not Just Another OG: Affie OG isn’t your grandpa’s bagseed—it slaps with clarity and classic stank, but won’t wreck your ambition
• Grower Praise: Most reviews are basically “Holy Frost Batman!” and somewhere between “Creative blast-off” and “I got my life together”
• Expert Backing: Green Bodhi breeds for stability, SHN holds your hand from germ to harvest (emotionally, not literally—don’t be weird)
• Perfect For: People who want something creative, manageable, and eye-wateringly loud, minus the anxiety attack
• Problem Solver: Minimal drama, strong buds, and yields you’ll actually want to show off on the ‘gram (don’t tag your mom)

Customer Reviews

“First time planting regular seeds and these blew my expectations out of the water. Vigorous, frosty, and that pine funk is next-level.”

“Smells up my whole house—even in veg—neighbors are curious. Smokes smooth, super motivating. No paranoia, just good times.”

“Came out looking like winter hit the garden. Sticky, sparkly, and my painter’s block is officially cured. 10/10 from a creative old hippie.”

Snag Affie OG Seeds & Start Your Legend

Procrastination kills gardens, amigo. Grab Affie OG seeds while you can, level up your stash with West Coast swagger and creative muscle, and enjoy the kind of grow that’ll make you stoked to open your tent every morning. Clean, quick, almost idiot-proof shipping and support? That’s Seeds Here Now. Get in before they’re gone—your future self will high-five you.