Freakshow (“Can’t‑Stop‑Won’t‑Stop Weed”)
Humboldt Seed Company × Shapeshifter — faithfully cloned by the botanical Xerox machines at DDC.
Why It Belongs in Your Garden
- Conversation piece: A Jurassic houseplant that just so happens to produce felony‑grade flowers.
- Trimmer morale booster: Less leaf = Mo Money, Mo Buds.
- Stealth factor: Neighbors see a fern, not your next dispensary‑grade harvest.
- Collector cred: This DDC keeper cut is rarer than a one‑off Sean John prototype.
Lineage & Custody Chain
Mutant hunter |
Shapeshifter (original discovery & stabilization) |
Seed producer |
Humboldt Seed Organization (commercial release) |
Clone wrangler |
DDC – keeper pheno, no funny business |
Morphology — Leaf Me Alone, I’m Different
Trait |
Normal Plant |
Freakshow |
Leaf shape |
Five‑finger fans |
Feather‑duster fronds (“Is that dill?”) |
Height |
3–5 ft indoors |
5 ft+ super‑model legs |
Stealth |
Moderate |
Sky‑high pre‑week 6 |
Bud style |
Standard pines |
Plush foxtails hiding in foliage |
Aroma & Flavor
Sour green‑apple peel meets pineapple rind, underscored by funky “wet beach towel” that cures into sweet lemongrass—finishing with a hashy macadamia encore worthy of a 90s club anthem.
Effects (Puff Daddy‑Approved)
- Head: Serotonin confetti—creative, chatty, borderline karaoke.
- Body: Mid‑air hammock that still lets you answer the pizza guy.
- Duration: 2–3 hours (anything longer would require union breaks).
Grower Cheat Sheet
Indoors |
Outdoors |
Flower: 9–10 weeks
SCROG & light topping
450–500 g / m² |
Harvest: Early–mid Oct (NorCal)
Free‑range stakes
Up to 2 lbs per plant |
Mildew resistance above average; pests swipe left, thinking they matched the wrong genus.
TL;DR: Freakshow is the plant that tells conformity to take a hike, does the Harlem Shake in your grow tent, and still drops boutique buds worth bragging about. Grow weird, harvest legendary.
Your Seeds, On Their Way!
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