Smoke Bomb (Feminized) 6-Pack – Elev8 Seeds

Smoke Bomb Feminized Seeds – Explosive Flavor, Balanced Bliss

Smoke Bomb Genetics and Lineage

• Mother: Cereal Milk – The Willy Wonka of weed: sweet, creamy, frosty, and all-around good vibes. Think dessert for your brain after a stress buffet.
• Father: C4 – This dad doesn’t do bedtime stories. C4 brings punch, speed, and enough resin to gum up your scissors. Expect attitude and vigor, but in a “let’s get productive” way, not a “break your furniture” way.

Strain Classification: Indica/Sativa Split and Benefits

• Type: Balanced hybrid (split right down the middle like a hung jury)
• Benefits: Designed for the canna-rookie who wants the best of both worlds: a motivational slap on the back plus the chill hug for your nerves. Focus by day, relax by night—no need to pick a side in the great couchlock-vs-anxiety Olympics.

Growing Smoke Bomb Seeds

Skill Level, Conditions and Cultivation Notes

• Grow Difficulty: Moderate, no PhD in horticulture required. If you can water a plant without drowning it and keep your cat out of the tent, you’ll manage.
• Indoors: Fits in a tent, a closet, or wherever you stash your “hobby” gear. Give Smoke Bomb space to throw elbows—she branches like a pro wrestler. Go photoperiod for control; skip autos unless you’re after a clown show.
• Climate: Prefers 68-78°F (20-25°C). Humidity in the middle lane, airflow cranked. No swamp grows, unless you want a science experiment you didn’t sign up for.
• Nutrients: Keep it basic. Feed her, but don’t try to outdo Mother Nature—she’s already insulted. Dial back the nitrogen late and let those terpenes punch you in the face.

Plant Structure and Flowering Course

• Build: Medium and brawny, like she benched genetics workouts. LST and SCROG friendly. Chop, train, tie—she bounces back like a boxer on payday.
• Bud Appeal: Frosted-out, trichome-drenched colas that’ll have you flexing at your friends. Yes, the “bag appeal” is real—prepare for jaw-drops.
• Flower Time: 63-70 days. Set your calendar and quit checking the trichomes every morning like you’re waiting on Santa.

Yields and Growth Optimization

• Yield: Moderate, which means not shabby, unless you’re expecting cornfield payouts. Indoors: ~400-500g/m². Outdoors: chase sunshine and pray for no rain and you might pull 600g/plant.
• Training: Loves a bit of roughhousing—LST, SCROG, or good old-fashioned topping. Don’t get lazy and she’ll return the love.
• Resistance: Laughs off pests and molds, but keep your airflow up. No one likes soggy buds, not even stoners.
• Climate Tips: Outdoor crew—harvest before the autumn monsoon. Nothing explosive about soggy nugs.

Smoke Bomb Effects and Experience Profile

Physical and Medicinal Effects

• Body: This isn’t a slumber grenade—relaxation hits where you need it but you’ll still remember your name. Post-gym? Post-life? Either way, you’re set.
• Medical: Good for mild aches, stress, social jitters, and *not* making you drool on the couch at 2pm. Sleep? Enough to help, not enough to sabotage breakfast.
• Duration: 2-3 hours, depending on what you’re watching and whether you remember where you put your lighter.

Mental and Social Experience

• Cerebral: Heads up—creativity hits first, followed by an “I’m fun at parties” vibe. Focused but not robotic, giggly but not the village idiot.
• Social: Excellent in a circle—chat flows, laughter rises, nobody falls asleep mid-sentence. Makes board games dangerous (for your ego).
• Best Time: Basically anytime but the board meeting. Day sessions, pre-dinner, wind-down marathons—it adapts like your favorite hoodie.

Flavor and Aroma Profile

• Terpenes: Limonene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Pinene, a dash of Linalool. AKA: legit chemistry set vibes.
• Scent: Think sweet cream splashed with fruity cereal and a sneaky earthy note. If breakfast could knock you on your ass, this would be it.
• Taste: Sweet, milky, cartoon-candy finish. Grinder time means neighbors might “coincidentally” swing by.
• Aroma: Loud. Not for stealth tokers hiding from their own shadow.

Smoke Bomb Feminized Seed Specifications

• Seed Type: Feminized – skip male roulette, head straight for sticky icky glory.
• Germination Rate: 90%+ if you don’t drown ‘em.
• Appearance: Brown shell, tiger stripes. Looks badass in a baggie—not like the birdseed your buddy got you last time.
• Packaging: Airtight, lightproof, basically Fort Knox for seeds.
• Storage: Cool, dark, bone dry—that’s the secret. Shelf life longer than some marriages.
• Shipping: Stealthy. Your mailman won’t even suspect you’re up to fun stuff.
• Guarantee: If your seeds don’t pop, Seeds Here Now beats most refund policies to a pulp. Hassle-free.

Why Choose Smoke Bomb Seeds From Seeds Here Now?

• Breeder Direct: No knockoffs, no “who bred this?” mysteries. Straight from Elev8, respect the line.
• Quality Assurance: You want them to germinate, and so do they. No one’s happy if you end up with dirt and disappointment.
• Trusted by Growers: “Smoke Bomb seeds grew taller than my expectations and my brother-in-law’s stories!”—someone probably said that.
• Perfect For: Creative beginners, chill socializers, and anyone who prefers quality buds to Instagram brags.
• Difficulty Level: If you’ve kept a houseplant alive since last payday, you’re qualified.
• Seed Goals: Flavor that doesn’t quit, balanced high, yields that don’t embarrass you. No drama. Just dank.

Customer Reviews

• Lisa J.: “Nearly 100% germination, all absolute show-offs. Friends think I’m a grow god. They don’t know I still Google ‘what is perlite?’ on the regular.”
• Marcus C.: “That smell! That flavor! That creative kick! I wrote a poem about my grinder. Wife’s mildly concerned. Zero regrets.”
• Dave T.: “First feminized grow—never looking back. Harvest was easy, quality was stupid good. Elev8, you’re sick in the best way.”

Buy Smoke Bomb Seeds Today

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