NM Tangie (Autoflower) 5-Pack – Eazy Daze Cultivators

NM Tangie Autoflowering Feminized Seeds – Sativa Power That Actually Lifts, Not Just Hype

Quick Deets on NM Tangie

• Breeder: Eazy Daze Cultivators
• Parents: Tangie Auto x Nancy Marie Auto
• THC: 18% to 22%
• CBD: less than 1%
• Indica/Sativa Ratio: Sativa-dominant hybrid
• Flower Time: 63 to 70 days
• Yield: Moderate, so don’t get greedy.
• Seed Type: Autoflowering feminized – set it, forget it, or at least don’t screw with the lights.
• Grow Difficulty: Moderate. Got some patience and YouTube? You’re set.
• Best Use: Daytime energy, creative combustion, no more grumpy mornings.

Genetic Mojo: NM Tangie’s Roots

• Parents:
  • Tangie Auto: Picture a tangerine chucked at your nose. Zesty aromas, energy for days, and enough of a citrus punch to wake the dead—real sativa fireworks.
  • Nancy Marie Auto: This one’s like a reliable buddy—no headlines, but brings in growth consistency and a whisper of earthy funk. Holds the Tangie circus together.
• Phenotype Shuffle: Most NM Tangie will crank out well-behaved, vigorous plants—uniform as catholic school uniforms, but keep an eye out for those stankier, denser, or slightly oddball ones. Always a bonus when breeding gets playful.
• Classification: 65-70% Sativa flex, so this isn’t the stuff of catatonic afternoons. Buzz up, not down.

How to Grow NM Tangie (Without Screwing It Up)

• Skill Needed: Not rocket science, but you need to pay some actual attention. Ambitious noobs: go for it. Seasoned dirt junkies: it’s fine-tune heaven.
• Indoor Life: Compact plants (2-3 feet, chill out tall guy) so you won’t tear your hair out making space. No crazy light tricks—autos are “set it and semi-forget it.” Temp sweet spot: 70-78°F. Don’t swamp ‘em.
• Plant Stats: Chunky, frosty buds, tight branching for airflow. In about 63-70 days, you’re there. If you can wait for Amazon Prime, you can wait for this.
• Training Tactics: Mild LST = A+. Gentle SCROG? They’ll say “thank you.” Topping? Chill out, Picasso. Don’t go Edward Scissorhands in there.
• Resistance: Pretty solid against pests and mold. Still, don’t invite disaster—no plant wants to live in a sauna or buffet for bugs.
• Yield Math: Indoors: 350-450g/m² for humans who read instructions. Outdoors, 60-100g/plant—depends on whether you’re blessed by the cannabis gods or just cursed by pigeons.
• Climate Needs: Prefers spring vibes or a well-controlled tent. Live in a swamp? Buddy, keep airflow and skip the garden drama.
• Biggest Grow Sin: Drown ‘em or stuff ‘em with nutes and you’re running a plant hospice. Easy on the water, easy on the feed. Blast with light and step back.

NM Tangie Effects: Fire For Your Mood, Not For Your Couch

• Physical Punch: Light, bright, gets you moving. Not a sedative bomb—just some body fizz and enough chill to keep things groovy, not sleepy.
• Medicinally Speaking: Kicks anxiety and mild aches in the teeth. Ideal for Mondays, tax season, or existential dread.
• How Long’s the Ride? Two to three hours if you’re lucky, less if you’re some veteran toker named Grandpa Midnight.
• Head Game: Uplifting, frisky, might even trick you into being productive. Brainstorm, schmooze, bang out emails—choose your poison.
• Mood Impact: This one just tells your bad mood to take a hike. No couch lock, no nap time. Lager with espresso, not whiskey with NyQuil.
• Best Time: Daylight hours. Great for AM hustle, mid-day reboot, or anytime you need a slap back to life.
• Flavor & Aroma Hitlist:
  • Terpenes: Limonene (citrus slap), Myrcene (earthy hugs), Pinene (pine-fresh goodness). Ocimene and Linalool lurk in the background like backup dancers.
  • Scent: Tangerines on steroids, a wink of earth. If fruit salad had a favorite cousin, this would be it.
  • Taste: Sweet citrus candy inhale, smooth as velvet on the out. Dangerous for serial snackers.
  • Stank Factor: Medium-strong. Don’t bother with “stealth” if your neighbor’s a bloodhound.

NM Tangie Seed Specs: What You’re Actually Getting

• Autoflower Pros: No rogue males, no midnight light panic, 99%+ female rate. Even your cousin who overwaters cactus can pull this off.
• Germ Rate: 90-95% if you can handle YouTube instructions.
• Looks Like: Medium, dark marbled beans with armor. No fancy colors but built like a tank.
• Packing: Light-proof, resealable stash so TSA won’t sniff it (but your cat might).
• Storage: Cool, dry, dark—think vampire, not sauna.
• Shelf Life: 2-3 years—if you don’t lose them or get bored.
• Shipping: Stealth delivery. Your mailman’s clueless. Unless he’s growing too.
• Guarantee: If nothing pops, you’re getting new beans. We’re not monsters.

Why NM Tangie? Here’s Why You Shouldn’t Settle For Boring Weed

• Special Sauce: Classic Tangie taste, uplift for days, simple as hell to grow. Perfect for the lazy and the picky alike.
• Trophy Shelf: Racked up medals at local cannabis cups—ask around.
• Grower Hype: Newbies and old-timers both rant about the mood boost and idiot-proof run. Nobody hates easy citrus sativa, let's be real.
• Expert Nod: “Get this if you like flavor and hate troubleshooting,” say the wise ones.
• You If: You want a reliable sativa-dominant auto—NM Tangie’s got the zip and the zest, but won’t humiliate you in the grow tent.
• Problem Solver: No light leaks, no accidental sausage plants. Even with zero patience, you’ll cross the finish line with buds in hand.

Customer Reviews

Mark D. (CO): “First time growing an autoflower and man, NM Tangie auto seeds made it easy. Every seed popped, no issues with males. Loved the citrus punch!”

Jules S. (OR): “Super forgiving plants. Did some light LST and still pulled close to 400 grams in a 4x4 tent. Uplifting effects got me through work-from-home slumps.”

Sasha F. (AZ): “Big fan of Tangie family, but this one is my favorite. Grows fast, smells like oranges, and keeps me motivated all morning.”

Time To Actually Buy NM Tangie (Stop Window Shopping)

Look, you’ve read enough. If you want citrus that floors your nose, energy instead of paralysis, and seeds that don’t make you play Russian roulette with male plants, grab NM Tangie feminized auto seeds right now from Seeds Here Now. Fast. Reliable. No fine print, no mailman judgment. Don’t wait ‘til your next existential meltdown—smash that link, get seeds, watch your garden—and your mood—glow up.

Similar Strains Worth a Test Drive

• Tangie Auto: OG citrus, all the sativa pep. Put this one head-to-head with NM Tangie for a real taste test.
• Orange Sherbet Auto: Like dessert in bud form—zest, sweetness, and creamy high. Great for the flavor chasers.
• Blue Dream Auto: Iconic for berry-citrus stoners. Sativa punch, mellow head. Classic for a reason.