Dirty Laundry seeds from Atlas Seed, born from GMO Soda x GMO 8 Auto, pack 25%+ THC and a fuel-forward, funky profile with uplifting, relaxing vibes and 10–12 week finishes. Perfect for top-shelf growers-Grab your pack today.
$61.88
Feminized
Indica dominant
GMO Soda x GMO 8 Auto
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25%+ %
Fuel, funky
10 to 12 weeks
Average Yield
Caryophyllene, humulene, limonene
Euphoric, relaxing, happy, uplifting
Nighttime
Use topping or low-stress training (LST) for better yields.
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Chasing real-deal gas with zero guesswork? Dirty Laundry delivers. It’s loud, it’s greasy, and it lands heavy-without wrecking your schedule. If “fuel and funk” is your love language, don’t sleep on this drop.
| Breeder | Atlas Seed |
|---|---|
| Genetics | GMO Soda x GMO 8 Auto |
| Seed Type | Feminized |
| Strain Type | Indica dominant |
| THC | 25%+ |
| CBD | Less than 1% |
| Flowering Time | 10 to 12 weeks |
| Yield | Average Yield |
| Difficulty | Intermediate |
| Aroma / Flavor | Fuel, funky |
| Effects | Euphoric, relaxing, happy, uplifting |
| Pack Size | 5+3 Seeds |
Atlas Seed built a reputation on clean, consistent lines that don’t waste your time. Dirty Laundry keeps that energy with 25%+ THC, an unapologetic fuel/funk nose, and a steady Indica-dominant ride. It suits growers with a couple runs under their belt who want quality over hype art.
Dirty Laundry blends GMO Soda with GMO 8 Auto to amplify classic GMO funk while tightening the frame and finishing in the 10–12 week window. GMO Soda brings the sharp, fizzy diesel and that unmistakable savory note. It’s the attitude in the room-loud and proud.
The GMO 8 Auto side contributes vigor, early stack, and resin density that plays nice in a feminized format. The goal here: keep the gas, boost the trichome coverage, and build a plant that doesn’t sprawl all over like it pays the rent.
Net result: a no-nonsense fuel bomb that finishes on time and pays out in quality.
First note: fuel. Not “kinda gassy.” Full-on premium-pump diesel with a funky, savory back end. The room knows when a jar opens.
It’s the kind of nose that sells itself-old-school funk with modern polish.
Expect a quick lift to the crown, then a warm sink into calm. It stays upbeat enough for music, food, and low-stress hangs. Couch isn’t mandatory-just invited.
Newer users: start slow. At 25%+ THC, Dirty Laundry doesn’t whisper.
Color can push toward deep green with occasional purple flecks under cooler nights. Pheno hunting this line is fun-variance lives in nose and resin feel, not chaos in structure.
Skill level: intermediate. If you can manage airflow, feed, and a trellis without swearing, you’re good.
Flowering lands in 10–12 weeks. From seed to harvest, plan your calendar and don’t rush the dry. Yields are “average” on paper, but quality stacks value fast-especially if you like jars that perfume the block.
Intermediate grower here. Two toppings, light SCROG, and she stacked uniform spears. Funk hit hard by week 6. Dense nugs, wild resin. Dry was a dream-zero hay. This one’s a keeper. - K., 3rd grow
Ran 5 seeds, got consistent structure. One pheno was pure gas station. Easy trim, sticky scissors, loud jars. Effects slap then smooth out. Exactly what I wanted. - S., hobby grower
Grab Dirty Laundry for heavy fuel terps, 25%+ potency, and reliable Atlas Seed performance. The 5+3 feminized pack is solid value. Fuel lovers scoop these quick-don’t wait for “next time.”
| Strain | THC | Flowering Time | Aroma | Why Pick It |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dirty Laundry | 25%+ | 10–12 weeks | Fuel, funky | Greasy gas, steady structure, 5+3 feminized value |
| GMO (Garlic Cookies) | 25%+ | 10–12 weeks | Garlic, diesel | Classic funk; runs longer, more stretch |
| Motorbreath | 22–28% | 9–10 weeks | Diesel, chem | Fast finish; sharper chem, less soda sweetness |
It’s best for intermediate growers. It’s not “hard,” but the loud terps and dense buds benefit from solid airflow, support, and a steady feeding plan. If you’ve finished a couple runs and can manage humidity, you’ll be fine.
Expect a 10–12 week flowering window. Most rooms see prime maturity around the middle of that range. Don’t rush the finish-let those trichomes speak before you chop.
High-octane fuel with funky, savory notes and a light soda-pop sweetness. It’s the kind of nose that fills a room the moment you crack a jar. Carbon filters are recommended.
Euphoric lift up front, then a smooth, relaxing body vibe. Happy, social, and chill without guaranteed couchlock. Potent at 25%+, so dose with respect, especially if you’re newer.
Performs well in controlled indoor spaces and suitable outdoor spots with good sun and airflow. Keep humidity in check late flower and support colas to prevent flopping.
Top once or twice, then low-stress training into a simple SCROG. Light defoliation before flip and around week three helps push light where it matters most.
Mostly deep greens with occasional purple flecks, especially with cooler night temps. Color is a bonus here-the real show is the greasy frost.
Yes. Dirty Laundry comes as feminized seeds from Atlas Seed, making canopy planning straightforward and time-efficient.
You’re getting a 5+3 pack-solid value for a fuel-forward line with strong resin and reliable structure.
Potency lands at 25%+ THC. It hits fast, then mellows into a relaxed, happy state. Beginners should start low and pace themselves.
Atlas Seed. Known for consistent, clean work that respects your calendar and your jars. Dirty Laundry carries that same dependable DNA.
Listed as average yield. Focus here is premium quality-loud terps, dense structure, and top-shelf resin that more than earns its keep in the stash.
