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Muttzzarella (Feminized) – CSI Humboldt

Got a craving for something unique? Muttzzarella, crafted by CSI Humboldt from UK Cheese and Chem 91, provides a tasty cheese and skunk aroma with balanced effects. With a flowering time of just 63-70 days, it’s perfect for mellow creativity. Ready to learn more? Scroll down!

Pack Size: 7

$108.88

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STRAIN INFORMATION

Seed Type

Seed Type

Feminized

Indica/Sativa

Strain Type

Indica-dominant hybrid

Lineage

Lineage

UK Cheese x Chem 91

Pack Size

Pack Size

7

Indica/Sativa

Indica / Sativa

70/30

THC

THC %

18% to 22% %

Aroma

Aroma

Sweet, pine, berry, orange, lime

Flower-time

Flower Time

8 to 9 weeks

Yield

Yield

Moderate

Terpenes

Terpenes

Myrcene, Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Humulene

Effects

Effects

Relaxed, creative, cerebral, paranoid, stress relief

Best Use

Best Use

Nighttime

Grow Tips

Grow Tips

Train your Muttzzarella plants with LST for optimal light exposure and maximize your yield. Keep humidity low during flowering to prevent mold.

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Muttzzarella Feminized Seeds – The Funky Cheese With a Potent Twist

  • Breeder: CSI Humboldt
  • Genetics: UK Cheese x Chem 91
  • Seed Type: Feminized
  • Strain Type: Hybrid
  • THC: 18% to 22%
  • CBD: Less than 1%
  • Flowering Time: 8 to 9 weeks
  • Yield: Moderate
  • Difficulty: Intermediate
  • Aroma / Flavor: Sweet, pine, berry, orange, lime
  • Effects: Relaxed, creative, cerebral, paranoid, stress relief
  • Best Use: Nighttime

Genetics and Lineage: The Cheese Meets Chemistry

  • Mother Strain: UK Cheese – You know the stink. A true old-school classic, reeking of rich cheddar and a healthy disrespect for subtlety.
  • Father Strain: Chem 91 – Straight gas, baby. The fabled funk-slinger, Chem 91, brings enough aromatic diesel to peel paint off your tent.

Growing Muttzzarella Seeds: Raising the Funk

Skill Level: Intermediate

  • Indoor: Perfect for closet rascals and DIY greenhouse savages alike. Mid-sized, not a skyscraper, not a bonsai. Grows like it has somewhere to be.
  • Space: 3-4 feet tall, arms out like a drunk at karaoke, begging for a little LST or topping – so get hands-on.
  • Light Cycle: Normal feminized photoperiod routine: 18/6 to veg, 12/12 to bloom. Don’t overthink it, you got this.
  • Temps & Humidity: 68-79°F (20-26°C), and in flower keep it brisk under 55% RH. Cheese hates clammy air as much as I hate pop-country.
  • Nutrients: Feed her! Heavy eater, so don’t go shaking your salt shaker like a scared grandma. Cal-Mag will turn popcorn into hand grenades.

Growth Vibe

  • Bushy, flexible, and always ready for a haircut. She’ll top, tuck, and scrog like a champ. Light up every bit of leaf you can.
  • Flower: Around 63–70 days after the big flip. Not eternal, but not a sprint either. Patience, grasshopper.
  • Resistance: Solid if you keep air moving – she’s not begging for mold, but don’t treat her like Tupperware leftovers either.

Appearance & Structure

  • Chunky, dense nugs splashed lime-green with gold and orange hairs, and frosty enough to blind your houseplants. Sticky as fresh tar.

Yield Expectations

  • Indoor: 400-500g/m² if you dial it in right.
  • Outdoor: 500–650g/plant under a kind sun; sneakiness pays off in spades.
  • Want more? Top-dress, train, and actually water your damn plants.

Climate & Prevention

  • Outdoor Living: Loves it mild to warm. Rainy harvests? Huge nope. Watch for cold snaps and powdery mildew if you live in a swamp.
  • Cure Like a Pro: Low ‘n slow is the name. Don’t trash those terps with a quick-dry hackjob.

Effects and Experience Profile: A Big, Cheesy Hug for Your Brain

The Physical Trip

  • Like wrapping yourself in a bacon-weighted blanket. Relaxed, flexible, all edges smoothed out. But you’re still vertical – forget about being glued to the couch with this one.
  • Pain relief runs deep: think stiff backs, swiveling migraines, and shoulders sore from carrying the team at work.
  • Drowsy at the edges, but not falling face-first asleep. Prime territory for lazy movie nights and artsy brainstorms.

Mental and Social Game

  • Cerebral, upbeat, and kinda inspiring – suddenly even your weird hobbies seem like genius.
  • Balanced buzz. Tension melts down, but you’re not spacing out and forgetting your own name.
  • Best use: Evenings, weekends, and any time you’re sick of reality TV.

The Funk: Flavor & Aroma

  • Dominant Terpenes: Myrcene, caryophyllene, limonene, pinene, plus a little terpinolene to keep things spicy.
  • Scent: Outrageous. You’ll need a carbon filter or just give up – it’s loud cheese, dank earth, creamy funk, and straight fuel.
  • Flavor: Tart cheese with a savory funk and a finishing kick of gasoline. The aftertaste sticks around longer than your last bad decision.
  • Intensity: You’ll smell it down the block unless you take precautions.

Ready to turn those plump Muttzzarella beans into chunky nugs? Don’t just wing it—get your germination dialed! Check out the paper towel method for a step-by-step laugh and lesson. Spoiler: it’ll give your seeds the kick in the tail they deserve.

Seed Facts: What’s in the Bag?

  • Type: Feminized—so expect nothing but green ladies, no rogue dudes to murder in week four.
  • Germ Rate: 90%+ (as long as you don’t treat them like tortilla chips).
  • Appearance: Plump, dark, tiger-striped, and just dying to sprout.
  • Packaging: Moisture-proof, crush-proof, ninja-level stealth. No “weird plant stuff” on the outside.
  • Storage: Dark, cool, dry. Bonus points for airtight fridge storage—don’t freeze, unless you hate success.
  • Shelf Life: Two years easy, but odds are you’ll pop them way sooner.
  • Shipping: Quick, quiet, and built for the paranoid. Your nosy neighbor won’t have a clue.
  • Guarantee: Follow the guide, and if they flop, replacements happen. No stoner left behind.

Why Buy Muttzzarella Seeds From Seeds Here Now?

  • Wild Combo: That cheese-funk and gassy Chem 91 married off and had a mutant baby—it’s Muttzzarella. Once you get a whiff, there’s no going back.
  • Pro Genetics: CSI Humboldt isn’t playing around. They’ve filter-pressed the best phenos, lab-tested, and run ‘em for consistency that even your grandma could spot.
  • Grower Reviews: Folks rave about terpene slap, resin buckets, and attitude-free phenos. No catfishing, no drama.
  • Perfect For: Artists, night owls, and anyone needing mental spring-cleaning minus the munchie-induced couch lock.
  • Resists Trouble: Mold and mites catch hands—this strain doesn’t roll over for garden drama.

Customer Reviews

  • “I was blown away by the funky aroma right out of the gate. Vigorous growth, tons of trichomes, and the flavor is unreal—like cheese and diesel made a baby. Easy enough for me (just my third grow).”
    -Kenny, NM
  • “Perfect for my evening sessions. Muttzzarella feminized seeds gave me consistent pheno quality, monster nugs, and a stress-busting smoke that's now a staple on my shelf.”
    -Sam P., OR
  • “Absolutely love these genetics—superb nose, easy to train, and resin production is next-level. Gonna run these every round!”
    -Jess D., WA

Buy Muttzzarella Seeds Today

You’ve sniffed, you’ve scrolled, now it’s time to drop the hammer on your next grow. Muttzzarella feminized seeds are standing by, ready to slap your nose with that signature cheese-diesel blast and stack your jars with resin-coated buds. Why wait? Smash that order button at Seeds Here Now. Trust me, your stash jar—and your side-eyeing friends—will thank you. All seeds are strictly for collectible/novelty use—grow smart, stay legal, and may your harvest crush the old you.

Similar Strains You May Like:

  • Original Glue (GG4): Stuck-on-stupid stickiness and knockout vibes for risk-takers.
  • Blue Cheese: Berry twist on the UK Cheese legacy, for dairy lovers who crave a little sweetness.
  • Chemdawg: Pure Chem 91 swagger for those who want to double down on gassy skunk, OG-style.

Compare With Similar Strains

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Flowering Time 8 to 9 weeks 9 to 10 weeks 9 to 10 weeks

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