Cheese Freak Seeds – Unconventional Cannabis Genetics That Break All The Rules
When two legendary strains decide to have a wild night out, you get Cheese Freak seeds – a beautifully bizarre hybrid that's part funky cheese, part circus act. This S.A.G.E.masta Select creation combines the classic stank of Mendo Cheese with Freakshow's completely batshit leaf structure, creating something that'll make your neighbors wonder what the hell you're growing. Seeds Here Now has been curating these kinds of genetic oddities for over 15 years, so trust us when we say this one's special.
Cheese Freak Quick Facts
- Breeder: S.A.G.E.masta Select
- Genetics: Mendo Cheese x Freakshow
- Seed Type: Regular
- Strain Type: Hybrid
- THC: 20% to 24%
- CBD: Less than 1%
- Flowering Time: 8 to 9 weeks
- Yield: Average
- Difficulty: Intermediate
- Aroma: Funky cheese, sour musk, earthy pine, creamy funk, skunky citrus
- Effects: Relaxed, sedating, pain relief, pain, body buzz, creative, euphoric, stress, giggly, evening, appetite, medicinal, medical
- Best Use: Chill nights, vibe sessions
Growing Cheese Freak Seeds
These Cheese Freak genetics work beautifully both indoors and outdoors, though indoor cultivation gives you better control over that infamous aroma. Expect some interesting leaf mutations thanks to the Freakshow lineage – don't panic, it's supposed to look weird as hell.
Key Growing Points:
• Optimal for both indoor and outdoor cultivation – though your neighbors might have questions about the smell
• Prefers moderate humidity levels and stable temperatures between 68-78°F during flowering
• Average yields in 8-9 weeks with proper training and nutrition
• Intermediate difficulty – perfect for growers ready to handle something a little different
• Stealth factor: Those funky leaves make it less recognizable to untrained eyes
Effects and Flavor Profile of Cheese Freak Strain
This hybrid hits like a warm blanket made of giggles and creative inspiration. The onset starts cerebral before melting into a full-body buzz that's perfect for evening sessions when you want to chill but still maintain some mental clarity. Great for managing stress, pain, and that annoying condition called "not being high enough."
Flavor and Aroma of Cheese Freak Seeds
Primary Flavors:
Sharp cheese notes with earthy undertones and a surprising citrus finish that keeps things interesting.
Aroma:
Funky cheese dominance with layers of sour musk, earthy pine, and that signature skunky citrus that announces itself from three rooms away.
Terpenes:
Dominant myrcene and caryophyllene create the sedating body effects, while limonene adds that citrus brightness and mood elevation.
Phenotype Expectations of Cheese Freak Seeds
Expect some wild variation in these Cheese Freak seeds, especially in leaf structure. About 30% will show pronounced Freakshow traits with webbed or highly serrated leaves, while others lean toward the Mendo Cheese parent with more traditional morphology. All phenotypes maintain that signature funky aroma profile.
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