Wedding Cake Strain (Triangle Kush x Animal Mints): An In-Depth Review

Wedding Cake Strain (Triangle Kush x Animal Mints): An In(space)Depth Review

Wedding Cake Strain Review 2025: James Bean’s Sweet Cannabis Guide | Seeds Here Now

Wedding Cake Strain Review: The Dessert That Gets You Baked

🏆 2019 Leafly Strain of the Year

🎂 Triangle Kush × Animal Mints

💍 aka Triangle Mints #23

Gather ’round, cannabis connoisseurs! James Bean here, and today we’re talking about a strain so sweet, so delicious, and so damn relaxing that it should come with its own wedding invitation. Wedding Cake isn’t just a strain – it’s a celebration in plant form, a dessert that doesn’t make you fat (but might make you raid the fridge), and the kind of cannabis that makes you want to say “I do” to relaxation. If strains could get married, this one would definitely be wearing white… and leaving everyone at the reception thoroughly medicated.

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What is Wedding Cake? (Spoiler: It’s Not Edible, But It’s Still Sweet)

The Wedding Cake strain is what happens when two cannabis legends decide to tie the knot and create something beautiful together. This indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) is the lovechild of Triangle Kush and Animal Mints, and let me tell you – these parent strains picked the perfect matchmaker in Seed Junky Genetics.

Fun Fact: Wedding Cake is also known as “Triangle Mints #23” and hilariously, “Pink Cookies” in Canada. Because apparently, Canadians are too polite to name their weed after weddings. “Oh sorry, would you like some Pink Cookies, eh?”

With THC levels ranging from a respectable 25% to a face-melting 30%, Wedding Cake doesn’t just deliver effects – it delivers experiences. This is the strain that won Leafly’s Strain of the Year in 2019, which is basically the cannabis equivalent of winning an Oscar, Grammy, and Nobel Prize all rolled into one perfectly frosty bud.

The Official James Bean Sweetness Scale™

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5 out of 5 Cake Slices – Dangerously Delicious

Warning: May cause uncontrollable grinning and sudden urges to hug furniture

Wedding Cake Strain Profile (The Reception Details)

Genetics	Triangle Kush × Animal Mints (Perfect Match)
Type	Indica-dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa)
THC Content	25% to 30% (Reception might get interesting)
CBD Content	Less than 1% (THC is the main event here)
Breeder	Seed Junky Genetics (The wedding planners)
Also Known As	Triangle Mints #23, Pink Cookies (in Canada)
Awards	2019 Leafly Strain of the Year (Plus many others)
Aroma	Vanilla cake frosting, sweet, earthy, peppery
Effects	Euphoria, relaxation, creativity, happiness
Flowering Time	8 to 9 weeks (60-70 days)
Yield	Moderate to high (Worth the wait)
Best Time to Use	Evening, celebrations, when life needs sweetening

The Love Story: How Triangle Kush Met Animal Mints

Picture this: Triangle Kush, the strong, silent type from Florida with OG Kush lineage, meets Animal Mints, the sweet-talking charmer with Girl Scout Cookies genetics and a minty-fresh attitude. It was love at first cross-pollination, and their offspring? Pure cannabis royalty.

Meet the Parents:

Triangle Kush (The Strong Foundation): This Florida-born indica brings the relaxation, the body high, and that classic OG Kush backbone. Think of it as the reliable partner who always knows how to make you feel better after a long day.

Animal Mints (The Sweet Talker): A cross of Animal Cookies and Girl Scout Cookies with some Blue Power thrown in for good measure. This one brings the sweetness, the creativity, and that “everything is hilarious” energy that makes every conversation better.

James Bean’s Relationship Advice: Just like any good marriage, Wedding Cake combines the best traits of both partners while somehow being better than either one alone. It’s like relationship counseling in plant form – everybody wins, and nobody fights over the remote.

Aroma & Flavor: Like a Bakery Had a Baby with Heaven

The aroma of Wedding Cake is what convinced me that cannabis plants might actually have feelings – because this one clearly wants to make you happy. Opening a jar of this stuff is like walking into the world’s best bakery, if that bakery also happened to grow the most relaxing plants on Earth.

The Aromatic Wedding Reception:

Vanilla Cake Frosting (Star of the Show): Rich, creamy, and so realistic you’ll check if someone’s actually baking
Sweet & Creamy: Like birthday cake batter before it hits the oven
Earthy Undertones: Grounding notes that remind you this is still a plant (barely)
Peppery Spice: A little zing that keeps things interesting
Minty Freshness: Thanks to those Animal Mints genetics

Flavor Profile (Why Your Taste Buds Will Send Thank You Cards):

The flavor is where Wedding Cake really shines. It’s sweet but not cloying, creamy but not heavy, and complex enough to keep you guessing with every puff. It tastes like dessert, but doesn’t come with the calories or the sugar crash – just pure, sweet relaxation.

Terpene Talk: The main players here are Limonene (happiness), Myrcene (relaxation), and Caryophyllene (the chill-out factor). It’s like having a personal mood enhancement team working inside every bud.

Effects: The Honeymoon Phase (That Never Ends)

Wedding Cake effects are like the perfect wedding reception – they start with excitement, move into pure joy, and end with everyone feeling wonderfully relaxed and content. But unlike actual wedding receptions, nobody’s going to regret anything in the morning.

⚠️ Wedding Reception Warning ⚠️

This strain WILL make you happy. Like, really happy. Prepare for uncontrollable giggling at things that aren’t even funny, sudden appreciation for the beauty of everyday objects, and the overwhelming urge to tell everyone how much you love them. Side effects may include excessive hugging and impromptu dance parties.

The Wedding Cake Effects Reception Line

Euphoria:

95% (Pure Bliss Mode)

Relaxation:

88% (Stress? What Stress?)

Creativity:

80% (Artistic Genius Activated)

Happiness:

92% (Grin Permanently Installed)

Sleepiness:

70% (Perfect Bedtime Story)

The Wedding Cake Experience Timeline:

0-15 minutes: “Wow, this tastes amazing! I feel really good. Is everything suddenly more beautiful?”

15-45 minutes: “I love everyone! This music is incredible! Has my couch always been this comfortable?”

45-90 minutes: “I’m having the most profound thoughts about… wait, what was I thinking about? Oh well, it was definitely profound.”

90 minutes-3 hours: “I am one with the universe, and the universe tastes like vanilla cake. Also, is anyone else hungry?”

3+ hours: “That was beautiful. I should probably get some snacks and maybe take a little nap.”

Medical Benefits (Dr. Wedding Cake’s Prescription Pad)

Wedding Cake isn’t just recreational candy – it’s also serious medicine wrapped in a delicious package. This strain has been helping people with various conditions, and it does it all while tasting like dessert.

What Wedding Cake Can Help Treat:

Chronic Pain: Melts away aches and pains like frosting in the sun
Insomnia: Better than counting sheep – you’ll be asleep before you can count to ten
Depression: Hard to be sad when you’re this euphoric and everything tastes like cake
Anxiety & Stress: Tells your worries to take a permanent vacation
Appetite Loss: Suddenly everything looks delicious (especially actual cake)
ADHD: Helps quiet racing thoughts while maintaining focus
Muscle Spasms: Relaxes everything from your muscles to your mind
Fibromyalgia: Comprehensive pain relief with a smile

James Bean Medical Disclaimer: I’m not a doctor, but I’ve been medicating with cannabis longer than some doctors have been alive. Always consult with actual medical professionals, but also feel free to consult with your couch – it usually has pretty good advice too.

Growing Wedding Cake (Planning Your Own Cannabis Wedding)

Growing Wedding Cake is like planning the perfect wedding – it takes some patience, attention to detail, and the right environment, but the results are absolutely worth the effort. Plus, at the end, everyone goes home happy instead of fighting over who caught the bouquet.

Growing Stats for the Future Wedding Planners:

Factor	Indoor	Outdoor	James’s Wedding Planning Notes
Difficulty	Moderate	Moderate	Like planning a small wedding – manageable but needs attention
Height	Medium (3-5 feet)	Medium-Tall (4-6 feet)	Won’t tower over the other plants like a bridezilla
Flowering	8-9 weeks	Early-Mid October	Good things come to those who wait (and water regularly)
Yield	Moderate-High	High	Like a good wedding cake – plenty for everyone
Climate	Controlled Environment	Warm & Sunny	Prefers climate-controlled venues (indoor preferred)

James Bean’s Wedding Cake Growing Tips:

🌱 Pre-Wedding Prep (Vegetative Stage):

Environment Control: Wedding Cake likes consistency – stable temps (68-75°F) and humidity (50-60%)
Training Techniques: LST and SCROG work beautifully – think of it as choreographing the wedding dance
Nutrition: Feed moderately during veg – she’s got expensive tastes but doesn’t overeat
Space Planning: Give her room to spread out – nobody likes a crowded wedding

🌸 The Big Day (Flowering Stage):

Humidity Drop: Lower to 40-50% to prevent mold (nobody wants uninvited guests)
Support System: Use trellises – these buds get heavy like a traditional wedding dress
Patience: Don’t rush the harvest – good things take time (like a proper wedding cake)
Trichome Watching: Wait for those cloudy trichomes – timing is everything

Pro Wedding Planning Tip: Wedding Cake plants are like brides – they can be a little dramatic about environmental changes, but treat them right and they’ll give you the most beautiful results. Also, like weddings, the preparation is 90% of the work, but the payoff is totally worth it.

Customer Reviews (The Wedding Guests Speak)

Jessica S. – Euphoric Bride

“Wedding Cake gives me the best of both worlds—an uplifting mental buzz followed by a soothing body high. It’s perfect for unwinding after a stressful day. The flavor is sweet and creamy, just like dessert. I use it for my fibromyalgia and it works better than my prescriptions!”

Aaron D. – Pain-Free Groom

“As someone who deals with chronic back pain, Wedding Cake has been a game-changer. It eases my pain and helps me relax without making me feel too sleepy. The buds are beautiful and frosty, and the aroma is amazing. My wife loves the smell too!”

Mason P. – Party Planner

“The flavor of Wedding Cake is incredible – sweet, earthy, and a bit spicy. The high hits fast and lasts long, making it great for social gatherings or creative projects. It’s become my go-to strain for hosting friends. Everyone always asks what we’re smoking!”

Tommy R. – Home Grower

“Growing Wedding Cake was like planning my own wedding – stressful at times but absolutely worth it. The plants were forgiving of my mistakes, and the final product is museum-quality. My guests (I mean, my friends) always want to know where I got it!”

When NOT to Use Wedding Cake (Wedding Etiquette)

⚠️ Do NOT Use Wedding Cake When:

You have actual wedding planning to do (you’ll just want to marry your couch)
You’re the designated driver (or designated anything, really)
You need to maintain a serious demeanor for more than 10 minutes
You’re on a diet and can’t afford to discover that everything tastes amazing
You’re supposed to be productive (productivity and Wedding Cake don’t mix)
You’re attending a real wedding (you’ll laugh at inappropriate times)

Side Effects (The Wedding Hangover – But Good):

Cotton mouth: Stay hydrated – wedding cake needs beverage pairings
Dry eyes: Keep eye drops handy
Excessive happiness: May result in spontaneous hugging and compliments
Munchies: Everything will taste like it was catered by angels
Time distortion: Five minutes feels like an hour, but in a good way
Philosophical thoughts: You may solve world peace (but forget to write it down)

Wedding Cake vs. The Competition

Wedding Cake vs. Other “Cake” Strains:

Wedding Cake vs. Ice Cream Cake: Wedding Cake is more euphoric and social, while Ice Cream Cake is more sedating. Think reception vs. after-party.

Wedding Cake vs. Birthday Cake: Wedding Cake has more complex effects and better genetics, while Birthday Cake is more one-dimensional. Quality vs. quantity.

Wedding Cake vs. Actual Wedding Cake: Wedding Cake won’t make you fat, won’t give you a sugar crash, and won’t result in awkward small talk with distant relatives. Clear winner.

✅ Why Wedding Cake Rules

High THC may overwhelm cannabis newcomers
Can trigger serious munchies (stock your pantry)
May cause excessive happiness (horrible, I know)
Not ideal for daytime productivity
Can make everything seem hilarious (even tax forms)
May result in deep philosophical conversations with pets
Requires patience during growing
Might make you fall in love with your furniture

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The Wedding Cake Family Tree (Other Strains to Invite)

Wedding Cake has been so popular that it’s started its own cannabis dynasty. Here are some of the “children” and “relatives” you might want to invite to your garden party:

Wedding Pie

Wedding Cake × Grape Pie

The fruity cousin who brings wine to the reception

Ice Cream Cake

Wedding Cake × Gelato #33

The dessert-loving sibling who always steals the show

Cake Crasher

Wedding Cake × Wedding Crasher

The wild child who shows up uninvited but everyone loves

LA Kush Cake

Wedding Cake × Kush Mints

The sophisticated city cousin with expensive tastes

Consumption Guide (How to Attend This Wedding)

🕰️ Best Times for the Wedding Cake Reception:

Friday evening: Perfect way to celebrate the end of the work week
Date nights: Makes everything more romantic and giggly
Creative sessions: Unlocks artistic genius and profound insights
Social gatherings: Turns any party into the best party ever
Bedtime routine: Sweet dreams are guaranteed
Stress relief: Melts anxiety like frosting in the sun

💨 Consumption Methods (Wedding Etiquette):

🌬️ Vaporizing (The Classy Choice):

Temperature: 350-375°F. Preserves all those beautiful cake flavors while being gentle on your lungs. It’s like having a sommelier for your cannabis experience.

🚬 Smoking (The Traditional Ceremony):

Classic and effective, but remember – Wedding Cake is potent! Start small unless you want to become the entertainment at your own party.

🍪 Edibles (The Reception Dinner):

Wedding Cake edibles are like having a 6-hour reception where everyone stays happy the entire time. Perfect for special occasions or when you really want to commit to relaxation.

🧴 Concentrates (The Open Bar):

Only for experienced users who have their tolerance dialed in. This is like doing shots at the wedding – proceed with caution and have a designated babysitter.

Frequently Asked Questions (Wedding Q&A)

Q: Is Wedding Cake actually related to weddings or cake?

A: Only in the sense that it makes you as happy as a wedding day and tastes better than most wedding cakes. Plus, nobody’s going to judge you for having seconds… or thirds… or losing count entirely.

Q: How potent is Wedding Cake really?

A: With 25-30% THC, it’s potent enough to make seasoned cannabis veterans reconsider their life choices. If you’re new to cannabis, this is like trying to learn to drive in a Ferrari – maybe start with something less intense.

Q: Will Wedding Cake make me want to get married?

A: It might make you want to marry your couch, your favorite snack, or that really good song that’s been playing on repeat. Actual human marriage proposals while under the influence are not legally binding (thankfully).

Q: Can I use Wedding Cake for medical purposes?

A: Absolutely! It’s excellent for pain, insomnia, anxiety, depression, and the general condition of “life is too stressful.” Just remember to consult with a doctor, not just your really chill friend who “knows about these things.”

Q: How long do Wedding Cake effects last?

A: The main effects last 2-4 hours, but the happiness afterglow can continue well into the next day. Some users report still finding things funnier than usual the morning after.

Q: Is Wedding Cake good for beginners?

A: Wedding Cake is like jumping into the deep end of the cannabis pool – it’s amazing if you can swim, but you might want to start in the shallow end first. Maybe try something with lower THC and work your way up to the wedding reception.

Q: What’s the difference between Wedding Cake and Pink Cookies?

A: It’s the same strain! Pink Cookies is just what our polite Canadian neighbors call it. Because apparently, they’re too modest to name their cannabis after expensive celebrations. Bless their hearts.

Q: Can I grow Wedding Cake outdoors?

A: Yes, but like planning an outdoor wedding, you need the right conditions. Wedding Cake prefers warm, sunny climates and doesn’t like surprises from Mother Nature. Indoor growing gives you more control over the “venue.”

James Bean’s Final Wedding Toast

Here’s to Wedding Cake: A strain so good, it won Strain of the Year and has been making people happy ever since. In a world full of complicated relationships and even more complicated strains, Wedding Cake is like that perfect wedding where everything goes right, everyone has fun, and nobody fights over the seating arrangements.

This strain represents everything I love about cannabis culture – it brings people together, makes ordinary moments special, and proves that sometimes the best things in life really are sweet. Whether you’re growing it, smoking it, or just dreaming about it, Wedding Cake reminds us that life should be celebrated, not just endured.

So here’s my toast to Wedding Cake, to the brilliant minds at Seed Junky Genetics who created it, and to everyone who’s ever needed a little sweetness in their life. May your buds be frosty, your effects be euphoric, and your munchies be satisfying.

Cheers to the happy couple – you and this amazing strain. May you live happily ever after… or at least until you need to re-up.

– James Bean
Cannabis Wedding Officiant & Professional Happiness Facilitator

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Award-winning genetics and reputation

Incredible vanilla cake frosting flavor

Perfect balance of euphoria and relaxation

Great for social situations and creativity

Excellent medical applications

Beautiful, frosty appearance

Moderate growing difficulty

High THC content for experienced users

Long-lasting, well-rounded effects

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