State of the Weed — Oregon • Q3 2025 – Matty da Mthe Head
*Scratches neck nervously, talking way too fast*
Yo yo yo okay so like, Oregon’s weed scene right now is INSANE bro, and I mean that literally, like everyone’s basically giving it away, which is cool I guess but also like…
State of the Weed — Oregon • Q3 2025
Market Snapshot
Dude dude dude, pounds are going for like $300, THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS, that’s like… that’s nothing bro! Everyone’s going outta business, but there’s SO MUCH WEED, it’s literally everywhere. I found a bag behind the 7-Eleven last week, just sitting there! Nobody even wants it anymore cause it’s cheaper than groceries. Been up for 3 days and every dispensary looks like it’s going under, but somehow there’s still new ones opening? Makes no sense, but whatever, $40 ounces means more money for… other stuff, you know?
Strain Leaderboard
Staples
| Strain | Why It Sticks |
|---|---|
| Blue Magoo | Oregon classic, helps with the comedown if you know what I mean |
| Durban Poison | Keeps you GOING, pairs well with… morning activities |
| Dutch Treat | Cheap as dirt, everywhere, perfect for when you need to level out |
Risers
| Strain | Genetics | Flavor | THC | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tweaker’s Delight | Local joke name | Whatever man | Who cares% | It’s $25 an ounce bro, $25! |
| Portland Rain | Some wet basement grow | Moldy, earthy | 18-22% | Literally can’t give this away |
| Burnside Haze | Random seeds | Harsh, chemical | 15-30%? | Tests are fake anyway everyone knows that |
Terp Lanes Trending
- Nobody cares about terps — It’s all about price, PRICE BRO, who’s checking terps at 3 a.m.?
- Whatever’s on sale — $5 grams, $10 eighths, they’re basically paying YOU to take it.
- High THC only — Everyone wants the highest number, but it’s all lies anyway, my buddy’s cousin works at a lab and he said… *Trails off*
Price Bands (observational)
- Value: $40-60/oz – This is basically everything now, market’s DESTROYED.
- Mid: $80-100/oz – Why would anyone pay this when value’s the same quality?
- Top-shelf: $150-200/oz – HAHAHA who’s buying this? Tech bros? Nobody I know!
City Taste Map
- Portland: Everyone’s microdosing or doing shrooms now, weed’s like, over or whatever.
- Eugene: College kids buying the absolute cheapest everything, they don’t care if it’s brown.
- Salem: Government workers pretending they don’t smoke while buying $200 ounces. *Paranoid laugh*
Forward Look
- More farms going under means MORE CHEAP WEED until everyone’s bankrupt, then I don’t know, we all move to meth? Wait, I mean…
- Interstate commerce, but who cares, can’t get cheaper than free, which is basically where we’re headed
- Heard some dude’s turning old grows into other labs… for like, tomatoes, yeah, tomatoes. *Nervous laughter*
*Fidgeting intensely*
Bro I gotta go, my guy’s waiting behind the Plaid Pantry and if I’m late he gives my stuff to someone else, but yeah Oregon’s weed is basically free now which is WILD cause everything else costs so much and have you noticed how many cops there are lately? They’re EVERYWHERE man, anyway peace out, watch your back…
walks away really fast while looking over shoulder
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