Looking for a little creativity? Fat Bastard S1 from Pure XX is your go-to strain! With a 63-70 day flowering time, enjoy a zesty blend of citrus and earthy aromas. Its uplifting effects will energize your mind while solving the dull day blues. Curious? Scroll down for more!
$34.88
FEM
Sativa Dominant
Goldmember x Monkey Spunk
3 seeds
40/60
20% to 24% %
Berry, diesel, fruity, spicy
8 to 9 weeks
Moderate
Myrcene, limonene, caryophyllene, humulene
Cerebral, creative, energetic, hungry, uplifting
Daytime
Prune main branches to control height and maximize yield in tight spaces. Monitor humidity to prevent mold.
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Fat Bastard seeds from Pure XX deliver a feminized S1 of the outrageous Goldmember x Monkey Spunk cross — berry-diesel flavor with a name you won't forget. This 3-pack preserves the selected mother's traits in seed form.
Testing 20% to 24% THC with cerebral, energetic effects and a quick 8 to 9 week flower, it is an easy fit for intermediate daytime gardens.
The lineage is Goldmember x Monkey Spunk, and this release is an S1 — Pure XX selfed their keeper selection so every seed carries a direct genetic snapshot of that mother rather than an outcross. Goldmember brings golden, resinous dessert character, while Monkey Spunk adds funk, fruit, and vigor.
Because these Fat Bastard seeds are feminized, virtually every plant will flower female. An S1 in a 3-pack is an efficient hunt: expect expressions close to the original keeper, with variation mostly in degree — more berry here, more diesel there.
The aroma profile lists berry, diesel, fruity, and spicy notes — sweet fruit crashing into fuel with a spicy finish. Jars turn loud quickly after cure, so plan odor control accordingly.
Dominant terpenes are myrcene, limonene, caryophyllene, and humulene. Myrcene carries the ripe berry base, limonene brightens the fruit, and the caryophyllene-humulene pair delivers the spicy, earthy edge that grounds the diesel.
At 20% to 24% THC, listed effects are cerebral, creative, energetic, hungry, and uplifting — a lively daytime profile with a healthy appetite kick. As with all modern cannabis genetics, phenotypes vary plant to plant.
Best use is daytime. Creative sessions, social plans, and pre-meal timing all suit the energetic, hunger-friendly high.
Flowering runs a brisk 8 to 9 weeks with a moderate yield rating and intermediate difficulty. Pure XX recommends pruning main branches to control height — useful in tight spaces — and monitoring humidity to keep dense flowers mold-free.
Training the plants low and wide maximizes yield per square foot on the fast timeline. Shop this pack and hundreds more cannabis seeds at Seeds Here Now, all direct from the breeder.
These Fat Bastard seeds fit growers who want keeper-cut genetics without hunting hundreds of seeds, fans of berry-fuel terps, and daytime consumers who like energetic effects with an appetite boost.
Store seeds cool, dark, and dry; sealed refrigeration keeps them viable for years. Germinate via paper towel or direct sow at 72–78°F.
Expect uniform feminized growth close to the mother cut, manageable stretch, and spicy berry-diesel colas finishing inside nine weeks.
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