Cream Cheese from Mephisto Genetics is your ticket to a cheesy yet creative high! This delightful strain, bred from Northern Cheese Haze and Iced ‘n’ Baked, flowers in just 65-75 days. Enjoy energizing, relaxed vibes with a lip-smacking creamy aroma. Scroll down for the full scoop!
$44.88
Autoflower
Hybrid
Northern Cheese Haze x Iced 'n' Baked
5 seeds
40/60
18% to 24% %
Fuel, sweet
8 to 9 weeks
Moderate
Myrcene, limonene, caryophyllene, pinene, linalool
Creative, energetic, happy, hungry, uplifting
Daytime
Use gentle LST to maximize yield and ensure ample space for Cream Cheese’s sideways growth. Maintain humidity around 45-55% for optimal bud development.
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Ever feel stuck between wanting a strain that kicks your imagination into overdrive and another that’s chill enough for after hours? Cream Cheese seeds are your golden ticket. This balanced hybrid auto from Mephisto Genetics has been in my top 10 for good reason: it brings together that classic, pungent cheese aroma with a surprisingly balanced buzz. You get creative energy, social swagger, and the kind of relaxation that makes couch time feel like a luxury spa day. Trust me—I’ve been hunting champion strains for over a decade, and Cream Cheese feminized seeds have a versatile vibe that fits just about every mood or occasion. Big yields? Check. Room-filling aroma? Hell yes. Easy for growers with a bit of experience? You bet.
Cream Cheese auto seeds are what you get when two stars collide: Northern Cheese Haze and Iced 'n' Baked. The Northern Cheese Haze brings in that legendary UK cheese funk with an uplifting haze twist, making you feel chatty, bright, and inspired. Iced 'n' Baked sweetens the deal with soothing, dessert-like notes and a gentle body melt. Bred by Mephisto Genetics (the mad scientists of boutique autos), this hybrid is proof that the right crosses can make something totally unique.
When these parents mash up, expect subtle differences between plants—a little more cheese, a bit more bake—but all deliver punchy potency and well-balanced effects. As a 50/50 hybrid, Cream Cheese feminized seeds feature the best of both worlds: energetic buzzes, mellow moods, and a flavor profile that serious cheese-heads (and sweet tooths) both adore.
Dreaming about dense, stinky buds but secretly hoping you don't need a PhD to grow them? Cream Cheese auto seeds are perfect for growers with moderate experience. The autoflowering gene means you can skip the strict light schedules—these girls just bloom when they're ready, about 65 to 75 days from seed to sticky harvest.
Indoor: Cream Cheese stays compact, but her branches love stretching sideways, so give her room to sprawl out. Average height is ideal for tents or cabinets (around 2–3 feet tall), and she doesn’t fuss much over being trained (try some gentle LST for max yield). Keep temps between 68°F and 80°F, with RH around 45-55%. She’s not super hungry, but a little extra calcium and mag during early flower keeps her happy.
Outdoor: These seeds thrive almost anywhere warm and sunny but love protection from autumn rains. Think dry, Mediterranean climates for the heaviest harvests by late September.
Yield: Expect a moderate haul—think 350–500g/m² indoors or 60–100g per outdoor plant, depending on TLC. Top tip: well-aerated soil and careful humidity watch = dense, trichome-rich buds.
Structure: Think classic hybrid: bushy, medium height, and loaded with chunky, cheese-forward colas that glisten as harvest nears. Aromatic output is strong—she’s loud about her cheese heritage—so invest in some carbon filters if stealth is needed.
Issues? Cream Cheese is pretty mold/pest resistant, but don’t let humidity skyrocket late in flower. Training or supporting side branches keeps heavy buds upright and happy.
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Cream Cheese’s effects combine a buoyant, creative high with a soothing body buzz. You’ll first notice the mental lift—euphoria, focus, and serious talkative energy perfect for meeting up with friends or getting things done. Over time, a warm, relaxing sensation slides in; it never knocks you out but melts away stress and minor aches.
Flavor and Aroma:
When you buy Cream Cheese seeds from Seeds Here Now, you’re going with a retailer that’s just as picky about genetics as you are. This strain stands out for its balanced effects and unique flavor—a milestone for any cheese strain lover. Growers rave about the robust plants, reliable yields, and top-shelf bud quality. (Seriously, my buddy swears his last grow “smelled like an Amsterdam café in July.”)
Perfect for anyone chasing a strain that handles social occasions, creative sessions, and solo wind-downs. Busy life? Limited space? The autofem trait makes growing simple, while veterans get the nuanced flavor and aroma profile they crave.
Common growing troubles? These seeds have the stability to bounce back—plus you get access to a team with decades of experience (and zero judgment for newbie questions).
Casey, Denver: “Cream Cheese auto seeds were easy enough for my second grow—harvested way more than expected and the cheese smell took over my whole place. Friends loved the buzz, and I slept better too.”
Liz, Portland: “Tried a few autofems, but Mephisto’s Cream Cheese really brought out my creative side. Grew strong, flowered fast, hardly any TLC needed. Definitely a repeat for my spring run.”
Josh, New York: “Took a chance on these genetics and wow, the terp profile is insane—actual creamy cheese with this sweet finish. Moderate yield but A+ quality. Customer support was super helpful for my soggy tent mold question too.”
Ready for a strain that’s as cheesy as your dad jokes AND packs serious sparkle in every session? Head to Seeds Here Now to grab Cream Cheese seeds and enjoy fast, stealthy shipping. Our customer support squad is always on hand for germination questions and every order comes satisfaction guaranteed. Remember—these seeds are for novelty and souvenir use only. Check your local laws before ordering. If you’re searching for a can’t-miss hybrid to fuel good times, hit creative highs, or just savor that rich, savory aroma, this is your moment. Don’t miss out—your next harvest could be the talk of the town (or at least your friends)!
| Cream Cheese (Autoflower) | Tongue Splasher (Regular) | Strawberry Cheesecake (Feminized) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| THC | 18% to 24% | 20% to 25% | 18% to 22% |
| Aroma | Sweet, pungent, fuel, cheese, vanilla | Sweet, citrus, berry, orange, lime | Sweet, berry, lime, fruity, floral |
| Flowering Time | 8 to 9 weeks | 8 to 9 weeks | 9 to 10 weeks |
