Unicorn Piss V2 Regular Seeds by Green Fire Genetics
Sharp ammonia funk running into sour fruit candy, that's the calling card here, and it comes from a cross that keeps circling back on itself: Catpiss x ZOZ BX Zkittlez x Unicorn Piss. Green Fire took their own line and reworked it, so this pack is a chance to hunt the old-school Catpiss funk again in a fresh generation. These are regular seeds, so you're sexing plants and hunting phenos, not running clones off a menu.
The Cross
Catpiss brings that sharp, ammonia-forward funk that gave the whole line its name, the kind of nose old-school hunters go looking for on purpose. The ZOZ BX Zkittlez side pulls in the sour fruit candy sweetness that balances the funk out, and running it back through Unicorn Piss locks the family traits in tighter. Myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene back up that push and pull between skunk and candy in the terpene profile.
What to Hunt For
Expect a spread here. Some seeds will lean harder into that sharp Catpiss funk, others will show more of the sour candy sweetness from the Zkittlez side. Look for the plants that hold both at once, sharp up front with fruit underneath, high yield, and a giggly, potent high when you sample the jar. The keepers in a V2 rework like this are the ones that pull the funk and the candy together instead of splitting toward one side.
Running It
This one finishes in 7 to 8 weeks and runs a compact, fast structure with moderate stretch, so it works indoor or outdoor. Yield runs high, difficulty sits at moderate, and it wants moderate feeding with early topping or training to fill the canopy out. Watch humidity late in flower and give the branches light support once those buds pack on weight.
Worth knowing: if you don't want to sex plants or deal with pheno variation, skip this pack, regular seeds mean you're growing out males and females both to find your keeper.
The window: sixteen years I've spent tracking down lines like this one, funk-forward genetics with real breeder history behind them, and packs like Unicorn Piss V2 are exactly why. Section 781 shuts down interstate seed sales in November 2026, and once that happens Seeds Here Now stops selling seeds entirely, no restocks, no second run. What's on the shelf now is what's left of this line for good. Grab this pack while it's here and get the genetics locked into your own seed bank before the door closes.
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