Greasy Runtz is a retired Feminized hybrid crossing Grease Monkey (GG4’s— Cookies & Cream) with Runtz by Exotic Genetix | combining GG4’s legendary resin production and diesel-earth terpenes with Runtz’s candy-sweet Zkittlez’s— Gelato backbone. Mostly indica, ~60 days, multi-topped, medium-heavy yield. This 10+ Feminized pack is from James Bean’s personal vault, sealed since acquisition. No restock possible.
Maximize resin production by maintaining optimal humidity and lighting intensity during flowering, as this strain inherits heavy resin traits from Grease Monkey genetics.
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A Piece of the Vault: Greasy Runtz by Exotic Genetix
This pack has never left the collection.
Greasy Runtz is retired. Exotic Genetix discontinued this line | a feminized hybrid that crossed Grease Monkey, the program's award-winning GG4's—Cookies & Cream strain, with Runtz's candy-sweet fruity backbone. James Bean acquired this pack before it disappeared and placed it in the vault. Sealed since acquisition. Available now for the first time because retired genetics deserve one final chance to be grown.
About Exotic Genetix
Exotic Genetix was founded by Exotic Mike in Tacoma, Washington in 2008. Grease Monkey is among the most decorated strains the program has produced | used as a parent in Donkey Butter, Carmelita, Apes In Space, and elsewhere. Greasy Runtz later appeared as a parent in Drip Station (Greasy Runtz's—Scotty 2 Hotty), confirming the quality Exotic Mike found in the cross. Seeds Here Now has been a direct Exotic Genetix partner for over eight years.
The Genetics: Grease Monkey's—Runtz
Grease Monkey (GG4's—Cookies & Cream) is a Caryophyllene-dominant mostly indica feminized with ~22% THC, sweet diesel and earthy terpenes, and deeply relaxing body effects. Runtz (Zkittlez's—Gelato) is a 50/50 hybrid with candy-sweet fruity aromatics, dense trichome coverage, and broadly balanced effects. Greasy Runtz runs mostly indica in feminized form, finishing in approximately 60 days with a multi-topped bush growth habit and medium-heavy yield.
The combination of Grease Monkey's resin density and gas character with Runtz's candy sweetness produces the greasy, sweet, gas-forward terpene profile the name directly references.
This Specific Lot
One lot is available: SHN-257. Sealed, Feminized 10+ pack, stored under controlled conditions since acquisition. Previously unreleased—direct to public for the first time. This line is retired | no restock is possible. One lot. Final.
This Pack Won't Last
Original production run. Sealed and climate-controlled since it was packed. No restock possible. Once these units are gone, they're gone—permanently.
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Frequently Asked Questions
The Greasy Runtz (Feminized) strain is a mostly indica hybrid created by Exotic Genetix. It crosses Grease Monkey (GG4 × Cookies & Cream) with Runtz (Zkittlez × Gelato). This lineage merges GG4's legendary resin production and diesel-earth terpenes with Runtz's candy-sweet flavor profile.
The Greasy Runtz (Feminized) strain has an approximate flowering time of around 60 days, making it a reasonably fast finisher for an indica-dominant hybrid. This relatively short flowering period, combined with its heavy resin production inherited from GG4 lineage, makes it an attractive option for growers seeking potent, trichome-heavy harvests in a timely manner.
The Greasy Runtz (Feminized) strain produces medium-heavy yields and responds well to multi-topping techniques, which help create an even canopy and maximize bud site development. Its indica-dominant structure tends toward a bushy growth pattern. As feminized seeds, this pack will produce only female plants, eliminating the need to identify and remove males — making it ideal for maximizing your grow space and harvest.
The Greasy Runtz (Feminized) strain offers a complex terpene profile that blends diesel-earth notes from its GG4 heritage with the candy-sweet, fruity flavors inherited from the Runtz side. Expect a unique combination of gassy, greasy undertones layered with sweet Zkittlez-like fruitiness and creamy Gelato smoothness, creating a rich and multidimensional aromatic experience that reflects both parent lines.
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The Greasy Runtz (Feminized) strain is a mostly indica hybrid created by Exotic Genetix. It crosses Grease Monkey (GG4 × Cookies & Cream) with Runtz (Zkittlez × Gelato). This lineage merges GG4's legendary resin production and diesel-earth terpenes with Runtz's candy-sweet flavor profile.
The Greasy Runtz (Feminized) strain has an approximate flowering time of around 60 days, making it a reasonably fast finisher for an indica-dominant hybrid. This relatively short flowering period, combined with its heavy resin production inherited from GG4 lineage, makes it an attractive option for growers seeking potent, trichome-heavy harvests in a timely manner.
The Greasy Runtz (Feminized) strain produces medium-heavy yields and responds well to multi-topping techniques, which help create an even canopy and maximize bud site development. Its indica-dominant structure tends toward a bushy growth pattern. As feminized seeds, this pack will produce only female plants, eliminating the need to identify and remove males — making it ideal for maximizing your grow space and harvest.
The Greasy Runtz (Feminized) strain offers a complex terpene profile that blends diesel-earth notes from its GG4 heritage with the candy-sweet, fruity flavors inherited from the Runtz side. Expect a unique combination of gassy, greasy undertones layered with sweet Zkittlez-like fruitiness and creamy Gelato smoothness, creating a rich and multidimensional aromatic experience that reflects both parent lines.
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