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Triangle Poison – Goat and Monkey Seeds {Feminized} [6pk]

Triangle Poison is a balanced hybrid that pairs Durban Poison, a pure South African sativa landrace, with Triangle Kush, a potent Florida indica hybrid. The cross was engineered to blend clear-headed sativa clarity with heavy indica body effects into one strain. These seeds came from James Bean’s personal vault between 2012 and 2020, held as breeding stock and never offered publicly. Due to upcoming legislation that changes what can be legally sold and shipped, this release is happening now. Once gone, no restock.

Pack Size: 6

$125.00

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STRAIN INFORMATION

Seed Type

Seed Type

FEM

Indica/Sativa

Strain Type

Hybrid

Lineage

Lineage

Durban Poison x Triangle Kush

Pack Size

Pack Size

6

Indica/Sativa

Indica / Sativa

50/50

THC

THC %

20% to 26%

Aroma

Aroma

Pungent earth, sweet spice, diesel

Flower-time

Flower Time

8 to 9 weeks

Yield

Yield

Heavy

Terpenes

Terpenes

Earthy, sweet spice, herbal pine

Effects

Effects

Uplifted clarity, relaxed body lock, balanced

Best Use

Best Use

Anytime

Grow Tips

Grow Tips

This strain thrives with consistent nutrient feeding due to heavy resin production; monitor closely during flowering for optimal potency.

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Why This Cross Works

Triangle Poison exists because someone asked the right question: what happens when you take one of the cleanest sativas ever bred and cross it with one of the heaviest indicas in Florida's genetics library. Goat and Monkey Seeds answered it. The goal was straightforward. Durban Poison brings the cerebral, the clarity, the uplifted energy that makes you want to work or think. Triangle Kush brings the body lock, the resin production, the heavy relaxation that makes you want to stay put. The result is a balanced hybrid that doesn't split the difference into blandness. It actually lands it.

What Each Parent Contributes

Durban Poison is a pure South African sativa landrace. That matters. It's not a modern hybrid pretending to be a landrace. It's the real thing. What you get from it is a fast metabolism, a clean energetic high, and a growth pattern that favors height and stretch. The plant wants to reach. The high is functional. No couch. No fog.

Triangle Kush is the opposite architecture. It's an indica-dominant hybrid from Florida, built for resin production and body effects. It's dense, it's potent, and it's been selected hard for bag appeal and relaxation. When you cross it into Durban Poison, you're anchoring that sativa energy with real physical weight. The plant gets more compact. The resin production goes up. The high gains a body component that Durban Poison alone doesn't have.

The Phenotype Picture

Triangle Poison shows homogenous phenotype expression. That means you're not hunting through a pack looking for the keeper. The plants express consistently. That's valuable information if you're running a small garden or if you're a breeder looking for stable genetics to work with. No notable outliers reported. What you pop is what you get.

Finding the Keeper

Start with structure. Durban Poison wants to stretch. Triangle Kush wants to stay compact. The cross should split the difference, but phenotype expression varies by individual plant. Look for plants that show moderate internode spacing and a branching pattern that fills out without requiring excessive training. Resin production should be visible by week three of flower. If a plant isn't showing resin early, it's probably not the cut you want to run long-term. Aroma develops in flower. Durban Poison contributes a spicy, sometimes fruity top note. Triangle Kush brings earthiness and fuel undertones. The best plants will show both clearly by mid-flower. Growth pattern matters too. A plant that responds well to training, that doesn't stretch excessively in flower, and that finishes with dense bud structure is worth keeping.

In the Garden

Triangle Poison grows well indoors and outdoors. Expect moderate stretch in flower, typical of a balanced hybrid. Resin production is solid. Flower time is unconfirmed from this vault stock, but based on the parentage, expect 8 to 10 weeks. The plant responds to standard feeding protocols. No special requirements. It's not a finicky strain.

The Experience

The high is balanced because the genetics are balanced. You get the mental clarity and uplift from Durban Poison without the anxiety that sometimes comes with pure sativas. You get the body relaxation from Triangle Kush without the sedation that can make you useless. The combination is functional relaxation. Suitable for concentration and body effects, as the breeding notes indicate. The funk-forward profile means the aroma and flavor carry weight. This isn't a neutral strain.

About This Release

These seeds were acquired between 2012 and 2020 and held in James Bean's personal vault as breeding stock and genetic preservation. They were never shelved or sold publicly. Upcoming legislation changes what can be legally sold and shipped. This release is happening now because the window is closing. Once these are gone, they're gone. No new run. No restock. If you're a serious grower or breeder looking for stable, well-documented genetics with real history, this is the moment to acquire them.


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