Thunderfudge Genetics – Couch Slouch {REG} [10pk] RETIRED


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  • Thunderfudge Genetics - Couch Slouch {REG} [10pk] RETIRED
  • Lineage: Wifi x Ultimate Chem 08
  • Category: Regular Seeds
  • Seed Count: 10 Seeds
  • Couch Slouch stands out with its vibrant, frosty buds and a sweet, earthy aroma that's highly distinctive. This regular hybrid strain from Thunderfudge Genetics offers a unique and refreshing scent profile. The strain's lineage combines Wifi, known for its sweet, earthy fragrance, with Ultimate Chem 08, recognized for its vibrant profile. Together, they create a hybrid that's aromatic and visually stunning. Secure your Couch Slouch seeds today!


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Thunderfudge Genetics – Couch Slouch

Wifi x Ultimate Chem 08 x Golden Retriever

10 Regular Seeds Per Pack

Medium Stretch

Couch Slouch brings out mega potent Wifi 08 together with Golden Retriever. Plants have moderate stretch if left untopped with resin glands going into overdrive around 30 days. 65 day finish in most instances.

Origins Of Couch Slouch Strain

Couch Slouch strain is a potent Indica-dominant blend, a creation of Thunderfudge Genetics. The triad of Wifi, Ultimate Chem 08, and Golden Retriever results in a powerful strain that lives up to its name, leading to deep relaxation and often a couch-locked state.

Terpene Profile and Aromas

When you encounter Couch Slouch, the prominent terpene Myrcene presents a earthy aroma, hinting at the relaxing journey ahead. Caryophyllene adds a warm, spicy note, while Limonene provides a refreshing, citrusy undertone, resulting in a complex and inviting aroma profile.

Smoke Report

Lighting up Couch Slouch, the robust, earthy flavor of Myrcene, combined with the warm spice of Caryophyllene and the zesty hint of Limonene, offers a well-rounded and captivating experience.

This Indica-dominant strain offers a powerful relaxing high, creating a wave of euphoria before lulling you into a deeply restful state. It’s a perfect choice for those seeking to unwind after a long day or anyone needing help falling asleep.

If You Like This Strain, You May Also Like…

If the potent, relaxing effects of the Couch Slouch strain are your preference, other Indica-dominant strains such as Purple Kush, famous for its relaxing properties and sweet, grape-like flavors, or Bubba Kush, known for its tranquilizing effects and chocolate, coffee-like aroma, are worth exploring.

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