Garlic Piss-n-Cherries seeds bring together Mendocino Maraschino F2 with a funky garlic and cherry nose, finished by a sharp ammonia twist. Regular hybrid seeds, moderate to advanced grow, and a pungent profile that stands out. Grab your 10-pack before the season wraps up.
Pack Size: 10 seeds
$200.00
Regular
Hybrid
x Mendocino Maraschino F2
10 seeds
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20% - 27%
Funky garlic and cherries with a subtly astringent ammonia backend
7–8 weeks
Average
Caryophyllene, limonene, myrcene
Euphoric, relaxed, pungent-forward cerebral buzz easing into body calm
Savoury and funk-forward terpene hunts; GMO-line pheno selection
Regular seeds , expect roughly half males from ten. GMO-side plants typically stretch and stack spear-shaped colas, so plan vertical space. No published grow data for this cross.
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Strait A Genetics crossed to a Mendocino Maraschino F2 selection to build these Garlic Piss-n-Cherries seeds, and the name tells you exactly what you're signing up for. Funky garlic and cherries with an ammonia backend isn't a subtle terpene profile, it's a statement pack for growers who want savoury, funk-forward smoke over anything fruity or sweet. This is a GMO-lineage hunt, and Strait A built it for exactly that.
The GMO side brings the pungent, garlic-forward funk and the stretchy, spear-shaped cola structure that line is known for. The Mendocino Maraschino F2 works in the cherry note and helps round out the effect into something that starts cerebral and pungent up front, then eases into a relaxed body calm. Caryophyllene, limonene and myrcene back up that combination, spicy, citrusy, and heavy on the terpene weight.
These are regular seeds, so expect roughly half males out of your ten, and expect real variation across the pack. Look for phenos that lean into the GMO funk with tighter structure as one direction, and ones that pull more cherry sweetness and looser stretch as the other. The keeper here shows that garlic-cherry-ammonia nose loud and proud, with colas stacking upward instead of sprawling.
Flower time runs 7 to 8 weeks, yield is high, and difficulty sits moderate to hard. Plan for vertical space, this cross wants to stretch and stack spear-shaped colas, and odor control is not optional with a nose this loud.
Worth knowing: if you don't have room to manage stretch or you're not equipped to sex ten regular seeds and cull males, skip this one, the GMO side will punish cramped tents.
The window: Federal law under Section 781 shuts down interstate seed sales in November 2026, and once that date hits, Seeds Here Now is done selling seeds entirely. Sixteen years of tracking down crosses like this one comes down to what moves before that deadline, and packs like Garlic Piss-n-Cherries won't be restocked after. If you want this funk-forward GMO cross in your garden or your breeding room, this is the run to grab it on. Lock the pack in now, don't wait on this one.
