Funky Town Regular Seeds by Dominion Seed Company
Dominion Seed Company built Funky Town from a secret mom and a secret father, and that's the whole story on paper because it never got told any other way. This one went out as a freebie only, no official release, and now it trades hands among collectors who know Dominion's Virginia skunk lineage well enough to trust what's in the pack. These are Funky Town seeds for people who want a real pheno hunt, not a known quantity.
The Cross
Both parents are undisclosed, but the combined character lines up with Dominion's old-school skunk catalog: pungent, funky, chem-adjacent terpene profile built on myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene. Expect a relaxing, euphoric high with that heavy old-school skunk signature Dominion is known for working into their gear.
What to Hunt For
With two unnamed parents in a regular pack, expect real spread. Some plants will lean funkier and more pungent, others will show more structure or vigor, and the keepers will be the ones that nail that classic skunk funk with real potency behind it. This is a hunt, not a sure thing, and that's the point of a pack like this.
Running It
Flower time runs 8 to 10 weeks, and yield is moderate, so this isn't a production strain, it's a preservation item. Grow it indoor or in a greenhouse, top early, expect moderate stretch, keep humidity low with strong airflow, feed light, and support branches once flower sets in.
Worth knowing: skip this if you need uniform plants or heavy yield. Regular seeds with unknown parents mean sexing your plants and hunting through variation, and moderate yield means this pack is about the genetics, not the harvest weight.
The window: sixteen years of pulling in genetics like this taught me that the rare ones don't wait around, and Funky Town is about as rare as it gets, a freebie-only Dominion drop with parents nobody ever named. Federal law under Section 781 shuts down interstate seed sales in November 2026, and when that happens Seeds Here Now stops selling seeds altogether. What's on the shelf now is what's left, no restocks coming after that date. If you want this genetic in your collection or your breeding room, grab the pack now and lock it in before the window closes for good.
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