Bad Ass Donkey Dick Regular Seeds by SnowHigh Seeds
SnowHigh Seeds built Bad Ass Donkey Dick seeds out of a four-way cross: Big Bud x NL#1 x Pure Kush x Uzbekistani. That's an old-school lineup, a landrace-adjacent Uzbekistani in the mix alongside heavy hitters like NL#1 and Pure Kush, and you don't see that combination floating around much anymore. This is a pack for people who want the flavor and the structure of the old genetics, not the newest hype cross.
The Cross
Big Bud brings the yield potential and bulk to the colas, NL#1 and Pure Kush stack indica density and that classic kush backbone, and the Uzbekistani parent adds a landrace edge that shows up in the vanilla, kush, and hash aroma. Myrcene, caryophyllene, and linalool round out a terpene profile built for a deeply relaxing, sedative, body-heavy high with some euphoria riding on top.
What to Hunt For
With four parents in the mix and only 5 regular seeds to work with, expect real spread. Look for plants leaning toward the Big Bud side for size and yield, and others pulling more Pure Kush and NL#1 character in density and aroma. The keeper here is going to show that vanilla-kush-hash nose loud, with a heavy, sedative body effect and a medium-height frame that doesn't stretch on you.
Running It
Flower time runs 9 to 10 weeks with high yield potential. Structure stays medium height, suited to indoor or outdoor setups, and the breeder calls this a moderate difficulty grow. These are regular seeds, so you'll be sexing plants, and heavier colas may need support as they fill in.
Worth knowing: five regular seeds is a small pool for a four-way cross, so if you're not willing to grow out the whole pack and cull males to find the keeper pheno, skip this one.
The window: federal law under Section 781 shuts down interstate cannabis seed sales in November 2026, and when that happens Seeds Here Now stops selling seeds altogether. Packs like Bad Ass Donkey Dick, built off old landrace and heirloom lines that most breeders have stopped touching, don't get restocked after that date. Sixteen years of tracking down crosses like this comes down to what moves before the deadline. If you want this genetic combination in your freezer or your breeding room, grab the pack now and don't wait on it.
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