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Bad Ass Donkey Dick – SnowHigh Seeds {Regular} [5pk]

Bad Ass Donkey Dick stacks heirloom Big Bud and Northern Lights #1 with Pure Kush and Uzbekistani landrace for a 65% indica profile. SnowHigh aimed to fuse 80s commercial power with Afghani traits, targeting potent low-yield advanced growth at 19% THC in 60-67 days. Fast finisher for indoor or outdoor. These came from my vault, acquired 2012-2020, stored right for breeding stock. Never offered publicly. No restock.

Pack Size: 5

$200.00

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STRAIN INFORMATION

Seed Type

Seed Type

REG

Indica/Sativa

Strain Type

Indica Dominant

Lineage

Lineage

Big Bud x NL#1 x Pure Kush x Uzbekistani

Pack Size

Pack Size

5

Indica/Sativa

Indica / Sativa

70/30

THC

THC %

19% %

Aroma

Aroma

Earthy, spicy, kushy

Flower-time

Flower Time

60 to 67 days

Yield

Yield

Low to Moderate

Terpenes

Terpenes

Earthy, kushy, resinous

Effects

Effects

Relaxing, potent, body-heavy

Best Use

Best Use

Evening

Grow Tips

Grow Tips

This strain prefers consistent temperatures and benefits from strong support structures due to dense bud development.

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The Cross

Bad Ass Donkey Dick seeds hit the market from SnowHigh Seeds. Buy Bad Ass Donkey Dick seeds if you want this Big Bud x NL#1 x Pure Kush x Uzbekistani mix. Breeder targeted 80s commercial strains with Afghani Kush landraces. Goal was potent, low-yield plants with advanced growth traits. They landed mostly indica-dominant at 65% with sativa lean in some phenotypes. Flower time runs 60-67 days. THC tests at 19%.

SnowHigh collects genetics with passion. But post-2020, their commercial drops thinned out. This cross shows their style: heirloom base with landrace punch. Confirmed data holds up. No wild claims here.

What Each Parent Brings

  • Big Bud: Old school yield monster from 80s. Brings dense buds, sturdy structure. Low stretch, high resin potential.
  • Northern Lights #1: Classic indica speed. Adds fast flower, compact height. Stabilizes potency without fluff.
  • Pure Kush: Afghani core. Pumps raw potency, earthy aroma. Thick pistils, resin glands.
  • Uzbekistani: Landrace wild card. Infuses hash plant resilience, advanced maturation. Some sativa lift in structure.

Each piece locks in. Big Bud and NL#1 carry the commercial backbone. Kush and Uzbekistani sharpen the edge. SnowHigh confirmed this stack for indica dominance.

The Phenotypes

Variation runs 65% indica-dominant. Expect squat bushes with minimal stretch. 35% show sativa influence: taller nodes, looser buds. Keep the indica heavies for yield. Cut the stretchy ones unless you hunt keepers.

No uniform pack. That's landrace input. SnowHigh noted phenotype spread. Run 10-plus seeds to hunt.

Indica Phenotypes

Short, bushy. Flowers stack tight. Finishes early at 60 days.

Sativa-Leaning Phenotypes

Taller internodes. Buds airier. Pushes 67 days. Still mostly indica.

Finding the Keeper

Vegetative Stage

Look for tight nodes, dark green leaves. Strong taproot early. Cut weaklings with yellow tips.

Flowering Stage

Resin beads week three. Structure holds colas firm. Aroma shifts earth to fuel with kush bite.

Harvest Cues

Trichomes milky at 60 days on fast plants. Pistils 70% curled. Smell screams hash plant.

Keepers show Big Bud density with NL speed. Resin coats stems. Yield stays low. That's the breed.

In the Garden

Indoor thrives under 18-6 veg, flip at 24 inches. Low yield per plant, but potent. Outdoor finishes October in northern zones. Resists mold decently. Train early for light penetration. 600 watts per square meter baseline.

The Experience

Heavy body stone hits fast. Couch lock with clear head start. Lasts two hours. Earthy smoke, fuel finish. Suits evening. No race claims.

This Vault Release

These Bad Ass Donkey Dick seeds come from my personal vault. Acquired between 2012 and 2020. Set aside as breeding stock and genetic preservation. Stored cold and dry, never shelved for retail. Legislation shifts what we can sell and ship. This release clears them now. Once gone, they stay gone. No restock. Serious collectors grab Bad Ass Donkey Dick SnowHigh Seeds for Big Bud x NL#1 seeds like this. Check Bad Ass Donkey Dick review notes on Bad Ass Donkey Dick genetics. Five seeds per pack.


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